Phone in sick
you don't need a doctors note if it's only for a couple of days - tell them you've got the shits from eating a bad curry - fairly plausible unless you start doing this all the time.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

As it happens
in 2.5 years I haven't had a single day off sick. Yay for me!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Compound the lie by inviting a colleague out for curry the night before
making sure to order something completely different from them and make a show of sniffing the mango chutney.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

'sniffing the mango chutney'.
Best euphemism ever.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Haha! Isn't it just?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You are Unbreakable's David Dunn
AICMFP
( Peej, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 11:07, Reply)