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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like to wait
until the first hag has gone off to the gym before bursting out of my hiding place armed with a pair of rusty shears, to slowly torture and ultimately slay the other one.

Then I'd have a crafty wank whilst crying and screaming the Lord's prayer, then sit back and wait for the first one to come home: rinse and repeat...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
can it be considered crafty if you are screaming at the time?
or do you mean that you will get felt, glitter and glue involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)
haha definitely the latter

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Fuzzy Felt Masturbation Parlour?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

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