I've decided the world would be a better place if everyone had access to huge reserves of barbeque sauce.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That should be on the Lib Dem manifesto.
It could start a sauce war between the parties, with Labour offering tax breaks when you buy Tomato Ketchup, and the conservatives going for gentleman's relish.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Good match-up there.
UKIP: Tartare sauce
BNP: Hellman's Mayonnaise
Monster Raving Looney Party: Reggae Reggae Sauce
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

This made me do a LOL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

LOL little wee
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

I always do a little wee when I LOL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

You need to keep up the pelvic floor exercises.
Tip of the day for all leaky women.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

how dare you slight mayonnaise like that!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

It was a tough call
but it was the whitest sauce I could think of.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

What about White Sauce?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

OMG, owned.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Silly sausage#

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Gotta be English mustard with sausages.
Haha, I missed that for UKIP too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)