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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
"Stalk you up to the front entrance"
pfft!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:00,
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16 years ago)
I'll stalk her right up the front entrance.
*Sid James*
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02,
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You could always surprise her in the rear
fnarr fnarr
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04,
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I might have to
Have you seen the size of the dinosaur just inside the front entrance?
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:05,
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That would be the clitorisaurus then.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:07,
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Alex James?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:10,
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He almost certainly has a dinosaur up his rear entrance
Something about his face...it just seems to scream "I say, it feels as though I'm being buggered by a mamenchisaurus!"
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14,
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Sorry, it was a poor attempt at an in-joke
he's one of Beckys conquests
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:24,
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Oh, I see
I must have off sick when that conversation was had.
(Still looks like he's been sodomised by a sauropod though...)
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26,
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