Let's face facts, no-one gives a flying fuck about TGB and her breasts and freakish cavernous vadge
I care that I'm in a queue for the natural history museum. Not for an exhibit, but just to get into the cunting place.

All seats on the tube were taken by rugrats and their esteemed au pairs, who giggled when an old lady fell over a suitcase. Admittedly I did as well, less so when she started bleeding from a nasty cut on her leg. Did any of the cuntfuckers give her a seat? Did they bollocks. One kid actually wiped his foot in the rapidly spreading puddle and then wiped his shoe on his sister. Au pair didn't bat an eyelid!

What's mildly depressed you about kids and their cuntish owners today?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:38, 124 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I haven't seen anyone under the age of about 20 today.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

everything seems to be about kids
50% of the cunts on my facebook are banging on about theirs, or their impending arrival. I don't give a shit.

My brother is down from London with my niece at the weekend. She's very new and I haven't met her before. I'm finding it hard to give a shit about that too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I delete people who only talk about their kids
I'm your friend, not your kid's fucking friend
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I hate people who make their profile picture a picture of their kid
I HATE THEM
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I have someone on mine
That is putting up pictures of their niece and nephew. THEY AREN'T EVEN YOUR KIDS!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That is so annoying.
Just tell them that paedophiles can see those photos WITH THEIR ABUSIVE EYES and that paedophiles have been known to take photos of your children and cut and paste their heads onto naked children. (I have actually seen this given as a reason as to why other people shouldn't be allowed to photograph your children.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)

hahaha
Paedophilia is like their kryptonite.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'm almost tempted to call their bluff
and post pictures of my hypothetical children ALREADY NAKED, then marvel at their confusion as they...hold on...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

aaah, refreshing hatred
I think it's time for a facebook cull. I certainly do not need a girl who I had a brief thing with many years ago who is just about to drop her first child as a friend.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

there are people on my facebook who it would cause hassle if I unfriended them
so I just hide them.

Like potential pole students, they ask me about pole classes and then befriend me. I don't want to sack them off in case they get offended and don't join my classes, but one of them has the most annoying status updates I've ever experienced. I'll go and find one so I can share the pain

EDIT: here's yesterday's little gem:
"Is happy wi my life atm,got a lovely man,gorg daughter amazin family an loyal friends who neva eva give up,an got rid of ppl nt wrth dog shit!x"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)

how about this one?
"Is guna c if i can live wiowt fb for 2 wk....... Hmm im not likin my chances!"

Wiowt? WIOWT?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

fucking hell
that's a new low.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

WIOWT! I can hear it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

You're from Liverpool though

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

me too!
that's what drives me crazy, I can't help but read it in their chavish accent and then I hate myself
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

See, I can understand the use of text speak
When texting. It kind of makes sense. It's generally easier and saves characters. But when conversing on line using a proper keyboard? FUCK OFF!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Text speak drives me crazy
unless it's absolutely necessary. I don't use c, u and r as words, but sometimes I'll put pls or ppl to save characters if I can't fit everything I need to say in one text. I hate when people text back with "kk" as a reply.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Lots of people use Facebook on their mobile though
so it's a natural extension. Not that I condone it - daughter knows I won't reply if she writes in spk.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I'm going to keep going so you can all be as angry as me
"Were my taxi.rangt it ages ago,rang bk n got 2 min! Obv nd a dam watch!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I don't know what this means

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

It took me a little while
but I think it means "Where is my taxi? I ordered it ages ago, but when I called back they said it was 2 minutes away. They obviously needs a darn watch!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Where is my taxi, I rang it ages ago, rang back and got told it would be two minutes.
They obviously need a watch.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

what?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

"Obv nd a dam watch"
What? Can anyone translate this?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I think someone's sig is
'chav translator extraordinaire' but I can't remember who
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It was applebite,
she has failed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

It was mine.
But it isn't anymore so technically I haven't failed.
I was reading the 'nd' as 'and' rather than 'need'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I did that initially
stupid chavs, making me doubt myself
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

"How do u block mental physcos frm mobile fb,also how do u block ppl ringin n txtin on a cukie?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

ringing and texting on a cucumber?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I thought it was cookie
but I don't really get the context. How do people ring you on a cookie? Or is that the name of the new LG phone?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Is gorg short for gorgeous
or Gorgon?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I'm going to pretend it's engorged

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I did a facebook cull
deleted about 400 people, then felt ashamed that I had added over 400 people. I haven't had a farmville invite in weeks. Its bliss. I'd delete my whole account but I've got too many pictures there.
( Peej, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)

My colleagues's kids have started to add me as a friend on facebook
I took GREAT delight in becoming a fan of 'Masturbating in public while crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer'.
Put that in your newsfeed and remove your fucking kid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Haha
Win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I did say "Look I don't wanna add your kids. I talk about fannies and that."
but they begged.

That'll learn them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Just refuse to add them
on the basis that they have to be 13 to have a Facebook account and even then you refuse to be friends with 13 year olds.

I also refuse to be Facebook friends with any relatives from my parents' generation, including my parents.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'm with you on the relatives thing
my bro set my dad up with a facebook account. why the fuck would he do that and why would I allow him to see what I get up to?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

God yes
since my Mum discovered Facebook I get her commenting on my status a lot, which is actually OK, but telling me off for swearing on the internet. I'm 31!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)

my boyfriend's dad is on his facebook
and he uses it to perv on pictures of me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Oh yeah
Not at all disgusting and strange.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Well it is a bit
Just not by our standards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Mouseover...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I am going to remove them soon when it's blown over
but I want them to be traumatised first
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

My sister's friends keep trying to add me.
Apparently they think I'm cool. Clearly they've never met me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

You mean sent you a friend request more than once?
That's an internet no no.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Several of the little shits, repeatedly.
I ignore every time.
One of them actually said to my sister the other day: "Your sister better accept my request!!"
I think her reply was "Fuck off, she's not going to. Why the fuck would she?". I love my sister.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You could always block them if they annoy you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

there's that 'report that you don't know this person' option
although I don't know what that does. Maybe SWAT bust in at 2.00am and serve them with an internet restraining order.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I believe an armed response team burst into the room, take up positions
and then the group sergeant steps towards her, takes his gloves off, wags his finger sternly at her and says "Less of that."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

haha
in an 'ello, 'ello, 'ello manner
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I haven't had any requests since my sister put them straight.
Besides, I get a smug little satisfaction from clicking ignore.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

There's no such thing as bad attention eh?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I hate when people add you for no reason
it's just weird
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I'm going to add you now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I was going to report you
but as I don't know what the consequences are I don't want to get you in trouble.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'm currently stalking through all your photos
and making judgements about your life based on what I see
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ditto.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

excellent
Like I told Gonz, the first lot of photos are a hen party I was forced to go to, I don't often wear that little in public. I've forgotten how to do mouseovers, but if I hadn't I would have put "this is a lie" over that last bit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Yeah, when you have one friend in common, but you've never met them,
Or if you've only met someone for like five minutes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

We only had one friend in common and have never met.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

And you added me...
Funny, that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

You shut your whore mouth,
I'm good at facebook and don't use any annoying aplications or poke people randomly. You're lucky to have me as a facebook friend.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You shut yours first.
Neither do I. I fucking hate pokes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I hate all applications
except for Wii Friend Codes and other useful apps. All the rest can fuck off and die. People keep giving me cats, hugs, smileys and aids.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I fan'ded that too
Love it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

There were kids everywhere yesterday and most of them were screaming.
I am looking into the cost of vocal cord removal.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Actually I'm with Becky on this one
A lot of my friends are dropping sprogs lately and are falling into the inevitable "so when are you two having your own little bundle of joy then" bollocks. Me, Ms Foxtrot, my best friend and her fella seem to be the last bastions defending the belief that having kids doesn't necessarily have to be your ultimate aim in life, that a lot of the time they're not all sweetness and light but are in fact constantly screeching shit factories.

The worst part? When you say you're not having any, and they coo "oh, you'll change your mind in a few years..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I get exactly the same stuff
the mrs and I have made an executive decision not to have any as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Just tell them you can't and enjoy the embarrassment.
But you must remember to never discus contraception.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Genius :-)
For all I know one or both of us actually can't. Irrelevant really, but try telling the newly maternal that. I'm waiting for post-natal depression to kick in so I can laugh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I've thought about going down the "we can't have any" route
but a couple of my good friends are on their 4th round of IVF to try and have one, so I'd feel a bit bad.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah that's awkward
The problem is that once people have kids they become immensely fucking smug and assured of their own correctness on every topic. Including whether or not you and your partner's life choice regarding procreation is actually right, or just a phase
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I hate that new mum thing
a friend of mine at uni got up the duff by accident, so had to drop out. She wasn't the brightest spark in the first place, but as soon as she had dropped the sprog she knew best on every subject and was in charge of everyone. That pisses me off.

My gf's sister freely admitted that she gave birth to her brain when she had her first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:08, Reply)

And they completely lose the ability to talk about anything else
other than how wonderful their fucking offspring is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You might not and Mrs Foxtrot may be able to fight it

but there is no denying that woman are biologically designed to want kids. This is why it's better to go out with a lady younger than yourself as she will then reach child wanting age at the same time as you.

My Mrs is desperate, I'm terrified!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)

my mrs seems to be biologically designed to want one of these
images.autoexposure.co.uk/AETA22826/AETV94183266_1b.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I bloody hate that.
I'm nearly 40, I think I know my own mind on the subject.

"But who will look after you when you're older?"

Sorry, but if you have kids so that you have ready made care when you get old and decrepid then you're having them for the wrong reason and they should be taken off you with immediate effect.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)

But who will look after you when you're older?"
My much younger husband :)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)

paedo.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I take pictures of him and cut and paste his head onto pictures of other young men.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

haha
whilst checking the Daily Mail to see if you've been named yet
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I hope I have a swirly face in all the photos.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I want you lot to pay extra taxes so that I can smooch about doing nothiing for the last 20 years of my life
I can't be arsed to save for it myself. Thanks!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)

smooch?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

pucker up!

I was aiming for mooch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

glad you have said that
as that is the one reason I've come up with, and I've dismissed it for the same reason.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Another thing I can't understand
Is people who have kids and then refuse to let them grow up and make decisions for themselves when they are well into their 20's.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

yeah, stupid
you'd want them to be independent as soon as possible.

The one thing that really gets my goat is that loads of people tell me they think I'd be a good dad. This comes from good friends as well and just goes to show that they don't know me very well at all.

I'm a horrible bastard, I'm really impatient, I can't stand mess (of the spilt food and vomit kind)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

A child-free existence works really well until the one sneaky sperm that gets through the condom.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

The little shits all carry knives these days and just slash their way through
U get me blud?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

tru dat innit

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

The All-New Informer Condom.
Guaranteed the bastard will split on you.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

"Ooh are you getting broody?"
just because I happen to be holding a baby!
My response is usually "Two simultaneous methods of contraception tell me otherwise."

I do like babies and kids, I like holding them, I like babysitting, I like having a laugh and being part of their lives. Doesn't mean my womb is throbbing every time I hold one. I like being an auntie but doubt I'll ever decide to become a mother.

Broody is a stupid word anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'd have thought that becoming a mother would be impossible for you, Gary.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

They're my two methods of contraception
The pill, and being a male.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Broody
is an awesome word. Especially when used in the context of ducks.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

or James Dean

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I am confused now
But that will not stop me posting this badly 'shopped pun

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Hahah!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

My commute is 50% faster as there are no children about during the holidays

All children should be forced to walk to school in underground tunnels where I can't see them.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

walk to school live
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Like naked mole rats, but with braces, cans of red bull and social awkwardness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Are you still in the queue?
I work just up the road...now I'm debating whether to stalk you up to the front entrance.

But otherwise, yes, I also have a deep-seated dislike for children in general and am deeply suspicious of them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

"Stalk you up to the front entrance"
pfft!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'll stalk her right up the front entrance.
*Sid James*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

You could always surprise her in the rear
fnarr fnarr
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I might have to
Have you seen the size of the dinosaur just inside the front entrance?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

That would be the clitorisaurus then.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Alex James?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

He almost certainly has a dinosaur up his rear entrance
Something about his face...it just seems to scream "I say, it feels as though I'm being buggered by a mamenchisaurus!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Sorry, it was a poor attempt at an in-joke
he's one of Beckys conquests
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Oh, I see
I must have off sick when that conversation was had.

(Still looks like he's been sodomised by a sauropod though...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Thankfully nothing
although I suspect this will change when the kids go back next week and the roads are once more chockablock with overbearing twats ferrying their precious crotchfruits to school. If you love them that much, why not fucking let them do something that's good for them and let them walk?
(berk, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

To go against the grain a little
I fucking love being a parent. I've always got on well with kids simply because I've never really grown up. I got a baby brother when I was ten, babysat my mum's friends' kids all through my teens and will quite happily still babysit.

I had daughter when I was 21. I'm glad I haven't had any more - maybe things would have been different if I'd been in a stable long-term relationship but I'm glad I've only got one now I'm a single dad, and I'm very glad she's a she.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

You pervert

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Don't get me wrong
nice children are lovely, and a joy to be around. Especially when you can give them back. It's just that the vast majority of children I notice, I'm noticing because they're being little scrotes. It puts me off somewhat - although of course if I dropped one, I'd like to think I'd make sure it didn't grow up to be a little shite...
(berk, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Yup.
That's my point about her being a girl - the majority of boys I see now are tricky little shits.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm putting you on the babysitting rota.
You can have a nice healthy walk to Bristol and you can clean my windows too if you like. The upstairs ones are filthy.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Awesome!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I hate kids
I even told Mum she should stop putting hopes on me ever giving her grandkids. She looked sad, then starting badgering my sister instead.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Buy her a cat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

She's got two already

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)