That's because whenever you did attend,
you were holding the rest of the class back with your retarded questions. Also some of the female students objected to your chronic B.O.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

B.O. hard on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

one of the welsh girls on my course
was noted on several occasions to be manually pleasing herself during lectures.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I don't know about that
you wouldn't believe how fucking dim some of the (other) people studying for an MEng in Civil Engineering are.

it boggled the mind

also, I mostly sat next to the girl who became my current long-term gf. I'm sure she would've mentioned a BO issue. or just not gone near me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

She won't shut up about it to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

that's your mum
and she is talking about you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

You're going out with my mum?
Good luck mate, she's a lezzer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I knew it!
bet she's got one arm as well, and has done a stint inside.

you're Jade Goody's uglier brother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I am marrying the girl I sat next to at Uni this summer
yey for surviving the post uni cull.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

we got together at the end of uni
my ex fell victim to the cull.

it was a "hold on, we won't be seeing each other once the course is over" moment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)