I did it because I hate you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Bow down before the one you serve
Hint: his name's David
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

The one I serve is called Satan, not David.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Run for the shadows, run for the shadows
in these golden years
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Whop, whop,whop.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

If Gareth Gates sang "Changes"
do you think he would get past the first word of the song?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

You should hear
his version of Paul Hardcastle's '19'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Ha!
*steals for future use*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Not if Monty was in the audience.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You wanna front, what?-
Jump up and get bucked
If you're feeling lucky duck
Then press your luck
I snatch fake gangsta MC's and make 'em faggot flambe
Your nine spray: my mind spray
Malignant mist steadily pumps the funk
The results you're a gang stuffed in a car trunk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I've been blastin' and laughin' so long
that evan my mumma think that my mind is gone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Heard, you got the word so observe
I shatter and splatter bodies that blows and bust nerds open:
I always leave my barrel smokin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Be a witness, as I exorcise my exorcism
The evil that lurks within the sin, the terrorism
Possessed by evil spirits, voices from the dead
I come forth with gravediggaz in a head full of dread
I've been examined ever since I was semen
They took a sonogram and seen the image of a demon
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Great record there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Fo sho

( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Tigga whut!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Strictly Raiders and Kings gear
Only wear black and I don't know how to act no more...
so come and take a chance and
Mess around with the black Charles Manson
Body parts in the freezer
I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer but I'll slaughta ya momma
So open up the do'
To the Slaughtahouse, so I can kill a little mo'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

You're a faggy little leather boy with a smaller piece of stick.
Memo from Turner. Stones.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)

One of my favourite songs ever,
from literally my favourite film of all time.

Good one, Lazza!

EDIT that's Ry Cooder playing slide on that tune, FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'm having that played at my funeral (date to be announced)
"Come now, gentleman, your love is all I crave.
You'll still be in the circus when I'm laughing, laughing in my grave."
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Great idea.
I might have to watch Performance this evening.

'YOU'VE POISONED ME'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Falls wanking to the floor.
(David Bowie - Time)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)