Songlines Conversation.
Why did you do it? Why did you do that thing to me?
(Stretch)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:09, 98 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

eh?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:18, Reply)

I think the point is
to have a conversation using song lyrics. Mine below is from the song The Past Sure Is Tense by Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Ah I see.
I hate your fucking guts and I hope that you die, Sticky fingers my name and my life is a lie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die. Die die die die die.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:34, Reply)

wat?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

The carpenter carpenterised my fence

( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that's not a word

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

but everybodys heard that the bird is a word

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I did it because I hate you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Bow down before the one you serve
Hint: his name's David
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

The one I serve is called Satan, not David.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Run for the shadows, run for the shadows
in these golden years
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Whop, whop,whop.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

If Gareth Gates sang "Changes"
do you think he would get past the first word of the song?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

You should hear
his version of Paul Hardcastle's '19'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Ha!
*steals for future use*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Not if Monty was in the audience.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You wanna front, what?-
Jump up and get bucked
If you're feeling lucky duck
Then press your luck
I snatch fake gangsta MC's and make 'em faggot flambe
Your nine spray: my mind spray
Malignant mist steadily pumps the funk
The results you're a gang stuffed in a car trunk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I've been blastin' and laughin' so long
that evan my mumma think that my mind is gone.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Heard, you got the word so observe
I shatter and splatter bodies that blows and bust nerds open:
I always leave my barrel smokin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Be a witness, as I exorcise my exorcism
The evil that lurks within the sin, the terrorism
Possessed by evil spirits, voices from the dead
I come forth with gravediggaz in a head full of dread
I've been examined ever since I was semen
They took a sonogram and seen the image of a demon
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Great record there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Fo sho

( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Tigga whut!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Strictly Raiders and Kings gear
Only wear black and I don't know how to act no more...
so come and take a chance and
Mess around with the black Charles Manson
Body parts in the freezer
I'm not Jeffrey Dahmer but I'll slaughta ya momma
So open up the do'
To the Slaughtahouse, so I can kill a little mo'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:48, Reply)

You're a faggy little leather boy with a smaller piece of stick.
Memo from Turner. Stones.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:13, Reply)

One of my favourite songs ever,
from literally my favourite film of all time.

Good one, Lazza!

EDIT that's Ry Cooder playing slide on that tune, FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I'm having that played at my funeral (date to be announced)
"Come now, gentleman, your love is all I crave.
You'll still be in the circus when I'm laughing, laughing in my grave."
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Great idea.
I might have to watch Performance this evening.

'YOU'VE POISONED ME'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Falls wanking to the floor.
(David Bowie - Time)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

There must be some misunderstanding.
(Genesis - Misunderstanding)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Take a picture of me
'Cause I'm a fuckin' legend
And this is gettin' ugly
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Could you wanna take my picture?
'cos I won't remember.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Then walk right out to the fourline track
There's a camera rolling on her back, on her back
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)

GIRLS ON FILM!
GIRLS ON FILM
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

two minutes laaaterrrrrr

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

My favourite DD sleaze
And the sun drips down bedding heavy behind
The front of your dress all shadowy lined
And the droning engine throbs in time
With your beating heart
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 9:58, Reply)

And you wanted to dance so I asked you to dance
But fear is in your soul
Some people call it a one night stand
But we can call it paradise
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Best Album in The World... Evah!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Who wrote the lyrics?
I should know this and I should Google, but I shall admit my ignorance.
Was it SoyminLiBonn or what? They were well trippy.

*sings Is there Something I Should Know*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Collective.
The band is credited with songwriting on the album.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Surely that's 'Warrior on the Edge of Time'?
I think you'll find it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

heard a great Motorhead song yesterday
Whorehouse Blues

may have overtaken Orgasmatron as my favourite
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

great

+ because I'm a moron with no taste.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I have a cock-end of a friend who is getting married on World Cup final weekend.
Fortunately, I don't seem to have been invited.
( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Have you had a card from the postman saying a letter with insufficent postage is waiting for you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Nope.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

oh man
that's so annoying. I apologise for the shit postal system we have
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I heard that guy is a complete and utter dickhead

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Oh yes. Totally.

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I heard he's going to Exeter in May

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

He'll fit right in there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

does he have popped collars
tracksuit trousers, flip flops and stupid hair?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Yes. And a gay bicycle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

still the second bank holiday weekend?
if so, it's very unlikely that I will be there. Unless the weather is really shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Wanker

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

unfortunately that's the first weekend available for camping
so I'm going to be in cornwall
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

You spend all day every day 'camping'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

that's just practice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I think my favourite is 'Motorhead' itself
or perhaps R.A.M.O.N.E.S. as it's basically a tribute to the mighty Ramones that sounds like Lemmy singing for the Ramones, a great idea in itself - then bizarrely the Ramones themselves covered the song, just to complete the circle.


EDIT this post needs more of the word 'Ramones' in it. Ramones, Ramones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Killed by Death

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

That's not your favourite is it?
I've always found the 'everyone sing along' bit is a bit shit live.

Actually I may vote for 'Shoot you in the back'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I like Damage Case
key changes are the business
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I think my all time favourite may actually be Born to Raise Hell
But they're all great, it's hard to pick a winner.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I think I'm going to go with Orgasmatron

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You're coming to the 35th Anniversary show in November of course?
Vipros is, he's swallowing his inferiority complex about 'fancy-pants London types' and leaving the scrumpy keg behind to experience the raw rock'n'roll night out of a lifetime with me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I am indeed coming
I need to book tickets actually.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Right, tickets booked
I'm there
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

*shakes hand*
Good work, young man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)

if you aren't wearing extravagent trousers I won't be impressed
it's a possibility. I'll look into sorting out tickets next month. can't do it this month as I have a holiday to pay for and need my spare cash
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

gotta love that sort of thing
Motorhead is a great tune.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

particularly the original version by Hawkwind
or the demo Motorhead version with LARRY WALLIS from THE PINK FAIRIES on guitar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Oh yeah, well my favourit version
is the one that Lemmys mate Bob Simmons made using a piece of paper and a kazoo and that was the inspiration for everything Lemmy ever did after that. It's so rare it only existed for 33 minutes back in 1973.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:49, Reply)

It's on the On Parole LP which you can probably get in HMfuckingV you helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I thought this was a parody post for a moment

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I am one big self-parody.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

parody pleasurer
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

This world is full, oh so full of crashing bores.
(Morrissey)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

*Shudder reaches 8.2*
I preferred the first album and Astounding Sounds. Rio is just the Best etc. It is what it is and is that thing perfectly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Astounding Sounds I can take or leave
the first one's brilliant. Produced by Dick Taylor of the awesome Pretty Things, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Hurry On Sundown
Is the first Hawkwind track I can remember hearing. My cousin gave me her copy of silver machine. The one in the stiff blue cardboard picture cover. And all her hawkwind albums too. I love my cousin.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Shut Up
(The Stranglers)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Romance ain't a slow dance
it's a slut with no pants
suckin'n'holdin' my dick with both hands
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Enlighten me, Lighty...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

when you call my name
I salivate like a Pavlov dog...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Necro - Violins of Violence
death comes in the worst way
through Satanic wordplay
Here's a knife for your spine, happy birthday
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Necro's excellent
particularly 'I need drugs'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

If I had a hammer...

( thealternativefact, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)

psycho
(killer, qu'est-ce que c'est, ba ba ba baa ba ba ba ba baa ba)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Peter Sutcliffe's theme tune

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Either that or a not-so-subtle wanking song
I'm just off to the gents' for my "hammer in the morning."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)

or alternatively
Bob the Builder
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Ra ra ah-ah-ah, roma ro-ma-ma, gaga oo la-la
Want your bad romance
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Rah Rah Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:09, Reply)

What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Oh, how can, how can you ask me again? It only brings me sorrow.
(Bob Dylan Boots Of Spanish Leather)
(Cave Duck, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)