Probably old but
www.conveythis.com/translation.php - This is crazy. For example...

Original text:

"Sweet mother of God does nothing remain sacred?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Madonna is God."
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 0:04, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I tried..
Original text:

"I've got a brand new combine harvester"

...54 translations later we get:

"For a new culture."
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 7:43, Reply)

I thought I'd put a few names in there:
Not all of them were that exciting (e.g., "Roota" just became "Root."),
but I put in "Vipros" and got "Brahma"
Put in "Monty Boyce" and got "Lack Invasion"
"Big Girl's Blouse" became "Magic Skiing"
"Noel" became "Almita Hospital"
"The Grammar Badger" : "Video Editing"
"Psychochomp" : "Psitshotshomp"

And I translated to "Tuesday."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 8:41, Reply)

everybody's favourite equine song
comes out after 54 translations as:

"I love animals better than horse"


EDIT: My name came out as "Applicant"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Could be worse, could have been "Lubricant"...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

that is true

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)