though it may make you sad and/or lonesome, hon...
...please don't think that being SINGLE is a FLAW. It's not wasted time, if you've been working on yourself and learning important things about the world in that time.

I used to go out and pick up random pretty boys just for the physical contact, something to approximate "affection," did it for YEARS, and y'know what? Not ONCE was the lay worth shaving my legs, save for The Boy, the longest 2 years of my life (total man-slut bisexual whoooooore), and the LOVERLY 21-year-old man that my roommate brought to my 30th b-day party as a sort of "gift"... ohhhh, HE was FUN! The sex, meh, not the best part, but the best part was that there were so many OTHER parts that were a HOOT! Great hickey, too.

A coupla fond memories, several hundred nightmares, and so many shouldn't-haves... Glad to be retired, honestly. Yeah, I miss a good snogg and the occasional snuggle (if the fucker isn't hogging the covers or farting in bed), but I still continue to draw breath. Not sure WHY this body even vaguely "functions" at this point, or how, but it does, like it or not. Just damned grateful that my dear friend Ted made sure, after Hurricane Gustav, that I will NEVER go without MOSQUITO NETTING!!! Living outdoors may not be THAT bad, eh? Imagine the peace & quiet once I'm away from these bellowing fucktarded drunks (and yes, the hard-core drunks DO drink kerosene if they can't buy generic vodka or gin!), the shrieky/idiotic crack whores and their johns-du-noir, the stinky stoners who don't share or EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP, the pedophiles, the yelling/non-housebroken DEMON-SPAWN of the aforementioned crack whores PLUS the screaming, mewling brats of the illegally-run "daycare" cunts in a RESIDENTIAL BUILDING FOR DISABLED ADULTS.

THOSE motherfuckers, I will not miss. Watching TV, yeah, but I can charge-up the 'puter @ the library, but don't have a wifi card. /Bellyaching-like-a-little-bitch session end.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:26, Reply)