My boss.
In the cunt.

But only if i could wear metal gauntlets. Firstly to prevent fanny seepage on my fist and secondly to inflict maximum clunge trauma.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"Maximum clunge trauma"
I want to hear this in a delivery room.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I suspect you don't
unless you are in the habit of attending the delivery of other women's children.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

It's a hobby
Sneaking in and wanking, pretending the cries of childbirth are porno noises.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I live with a midwife student.
So she can listen out for it and report back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)