Yes, luckily
I originally applied cos it drives me mental watching people get easy questions wrong on the TV. I'm going to try and win it, definitely. I'm painfully competitive and a terrible loser, so my piece to camera if I don't win should be good TV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

we will expect tears
or possibly a wobbling chin and a brave voice 'I'd just like to say. You're all bastards'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

"Who do I think will win?
I don't care but I'm going to hunt them down and show them just what a dancin' man can do."
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

If I make the final 3 and am tactically voted off
I'm going to say "I hope the winner gets horribly mauled by a lion and their reconstructive surgery costs the same as their winnings"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Do you reckon they'd edit you?
or only if you threatened to release the lion
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

he's not
that freakish looking
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I wasn't suggesting he ran a freak-show
just a circus.

Or alternatively lion could be an uncomfortable euphemism
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

"I hope the winner gets horribly mauled by a lion"
"and by lion I mean my dick"

"and by hope I mean they will"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

"And by winner
I mean Anne Robinson's eye sockets."
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

This had me in stitches
until the last post. Now I feel a bit sick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)

My work is done

( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Pleeeeeease don't throw a hissy fit.
It will haunt you for the rest of your life. And be on every compilation show in the whole world, for ever.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)

That's a very good point
They won't broadcast someone wishing painful disfigurment on another human before 6pm on BBC1 anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)