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At my Weakest Link audition
The Researcher playing the part of Anne Robinson, to ensure that those of us who wanted to be on the show could cope with a bit of a ribbing, asked me if I was a Gok Wan impersonator.

What celebrities have you been compared to, looks-wise? You get extra points if they're of a different sexuality and ethnicity from you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:09, 169 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I have a long and embarrasing list.
Latest was chesney Hawkes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Am I allowed to ask who that is?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Yes, he's a very cheesy one hit wonder who has lived off one song for a billion years

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)
ahhhhhhhh.
Thank you chompy. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
he had a hit song in the 80s
that went "I am the one and only"

this is now a staple of cheesy music and prompts whole crowds of drunks to scream it in chorus.

he was in a film about a young lad with a fledgling musical career
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)
urgh so he had a film that was semi-autobiographical?
very modest.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
he didn't really have a career at the time
it was intended to launch him I think
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)
rightio then. That's not too awful.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)
No, it was fucking awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Well I shall endeavour to avoid it then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Shouldn't be too hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)
LATEST was Chesney Hawkes?!
How old are you? He hasn't been famous since 1991... has he?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)
more to the point
chompy looks nothing like him
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Separated at birth
Chesney Hawkes
Me
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I wouldn't call it a strong resemblance
though in the first one your smile reminds me of Gok Wan
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Are you saying I look like Darth Foxtrot?
Do you want to get stabbed?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)
isn't that what this site is for?
is this not stabbingsrus.co.uk?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I don't see the resemblance at all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)
More like Dominik Diamond

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)
You look like Damien Hirst in that picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Damie Hirst is balding and grey.
He has glasses though, so it's closer than Chesney.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)
It was in a pub about a month ago,
the two girls were very drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)
are you Alice Beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)
No, stop being mean.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I was quoting Adam and Joe, so really they're being mean

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)
I'd say this guy
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01002/SNF1102TVEE-180_1002830a.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Laura Linney
whose about twenty years older than I am. I was pretty insulted
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I STILL get compared to Baldrick (Blackadder 2).
Even though I cut all my hair off years ago. Bastards.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Harsh
That's even worse than mine. I don't mind being compared to a bender, but Gok Wan's from Leicester. That's not on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)
And his name is an anagram of Go Wank

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Racing drivers for some reason.
Alex Wurz and Jensen Button.
They don't look alike and neither of them look like me.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Thinking about it,
there have been a few comparisons...

The most flattering was probably Emile Hirsch
The least flattering was probably Alan Davies in his Johnathan Creek days.
The most entertaining was a group of friends who decided I looked like Bruce Campbell, but with a smaller chin (and much longer hair)
The most confusing was Tamsin Greig.
And, not a lookalike, but I have been compared sonically to Stephen Fry-as-General Melchett.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)
that's a good thing to sound like
Bruce Campbell with a smaller chin? Bruce Campbell is all about the chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Yep
One could say I fail on this front.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)
A couple of weeks ago, when I walked into my local the barman shouted "You know what you need? A BROWN SUIT!" and promptly shat himself laughing.


He's an Arsenal fan though, so who's laughing now eh?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Haha I totally see it now.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Fuck off.
*spangs with frying pan*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Ha HA!
Missed both my ears!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)
Jo Brand.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)
No way
You're a lot prettier than her!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:37, Reply)
In fairness, so's Rose West.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)
Surely Gok is the same sexuality as you?
I was once mistaken for David Cameron, at least I assume so as I was told I looked like a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)
We've had this question recently.
I've had:
'the roughest bird I've seen this year'
'Russell Brand'
'Lemmy'
'John Travolta'
'the drummer from Kings of Leon'
'are you in a band?'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Please allow me to add "Richard Herring on smack".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Feel free
Having heard the list above, I am pretty much inured to embarrassing so-called lookalike comparisons...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)
None of those are good
Unless it's 70s Travolta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)
None of those IS good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I'm not sure which of those is worst
probably Lemmy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)
The bloke who said it was retarded.
I think he was confused by my Motorhead shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Fair enough
along the roughest bird line, the harshest comment I ever had was when I was about fourteen and insisted on wearing a leather jacket all the time. I was quite thin and hair was plaited back. A bloke did a doubletake at me, then turned to his mate and whispered 'Oops I could have sworn that was a girl.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
oof, that's gotta hurt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I was 14
I think I wanted to cry. Mind you I probably was quite androgynous at that age
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I wouldn't be surprised if I got mistaken for a fat ugly girl when I was in my teens

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)
It could be worse
I have - on separate occasions, I should add - been mistaken for my flatmate's girlfriend and a rent boy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Yep, been there
Although the other way round, obviously. When I had long hair I got lf-whistled at a fair bit

EDIT: just re-read that, it's much harsher on you, I was asking for it, sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Haha
and when I told my mum she laughed herself silly. Told me I should look after myself better and to stop wearing that stupid leather jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Much the same as my Mum's advice when I got teased for having long hair
Not as bad as my Gran though. Weekly phone call on Sunday, she always opened with "have you cut your hair yet?" and sounded really, really disappointed when I said no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I had really terrible fashion sense
which has amused my mother something wicked over my lifetime. The insistence on a leather trenchcoat as my school coat, 4 inch heels and green tights instead of black. I must have looked like a transvestite prostitute from the future
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)
I think I know you.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)
where from?
edit: it's quite unlikely. I'm not from Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)
There was a girl who dressed exactly like this in my high school.
Probably wasn't you though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)
If you went to a grammar
it might have been me. Though I didn't wear the tights everyday just the coat and shoes. Worst rebel ever
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)
For the last ten years of my life,
my great granddad assumed I was one of my sister's friends every time I saw him. Blokes with long hair just couldn't exist.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)
haha
excellent

my grandmother's face when I first turned up at a family thing with my beard was priceless. a real life :-o

I just said "you should see what james (my bro) has done to his head" as he had just almost completely shaved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Dexter Holland
and I have no idea why. At uni people insisted on calling me Dex.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Were you at Uni when Dexter Holland was presenting GamesMaster?
If so, it was a coded way of calling you an annoying bastard

If not, no idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)
that was Dexter Fletcher

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Oh shit yes, you're right
Who the fuck is Dexter Holland?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:23, Reply)
He's the chap from The Offspring, I think.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I think you are right
Phillie does look a little like him I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Will Smith.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Must be your ears

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Or the cowboy suit
wiki-wiki-wild-wild-west-save-selma-hyek-from-the-giant-robot-spider
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
west, Jim West, desperado, rough rider, nah you don't want nada!

he was the spiritual 7th member of NWA
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
NWA swore more in one verse than Will Smith ever has in his life

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)
I used to get called Meatloaf quite a lot
I hated it. To be fair though, I was a fat fucker with long hair, so I kind of deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:22, Reply)
He has a new album out, the advert is HORRIFIC
as is the music I suspect.

It's called Hang Cool Teddy Bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)
but still
there are lines that should not be crossed
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

was frequently bummed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I once got told I look a bit like Emma Watson
I wasn't sure whether to be flattered or offended.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)
if it helps
you don't look very much like her.

I suspect you are probably a better actress too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)
In English, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Read the first like as look
are you retarded?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)
he is retarded

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:33, Reply)
can it, Damien.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)
that's what I thought. That I don't look very much like her that is.
Which is why I wasn't sure how to react. So in essence that post was moot and I have no idea who I actually look like in terms of celebrities, and am just rambling tiredly. Feel free to ignore as you see fit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I'm fairly sure you do remind me of someone
can't think who though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:37, Reply)
/snorts
that's helpful. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)
:-P

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Flattered, I'd say
*WOOOP! WOOOP! PAEDO ALERT*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
She's very annoying but attractive.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)
she's pretty enough
and I'd argue it's better than Laura Linney
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I have no idea what you look like
and therefore have no context. But seeing as how I think Emma Watson is bloody gorgeous, I'll go with flattered
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Someone once said I look like Life on Mars character Gene Hunt
but my mate said I'd misheard.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Penny Crayon
or the bird from Ginger Snaps
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)
the ginger one
or her sister?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:34, Reply)
we've been down this route before
and it led me to discover that the sister is now fucking gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)
really?
I can believe it but can't remember the actresses name
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)
emily perkins
www.imdb.com/name/nm0673932/
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)
yes
she is really pretty. I'm surprised I didn't recognise her in Supernatural
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)
The ginger one
pre-werewolf, hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)
she was really pretty
and I'm sure it was pre-werewolf though from what I remember up until about a 3rd of the way through the transformation she was still quite hot (with the silver hair streaks and cat eyes etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)
That's the look I'm going for
although when I try and walk down corridors in slow motion people push me out of the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)
it's obvious
you need to have vicious sex with the bully and pass on werewolf AIDs. Then everyone will let you swan past no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Ok, I've got the AIDS part down
now I just need the werewolf add on
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)
you're good to go then

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Tail?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)
only on the full moon

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)
I definitely mentioned this
last time this thread came up. The best one I've been compared to is Jennifer Connelly. All dressed up in a fantastic cocktail dress, hair up, feeling pretty fabulous. Was compared to Jennifer Connelly. Was very flattered until I realised that the complimenter wasn't wearing their glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)
...and meant 'Billy' Connolly

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)
now that would be harsh
I prefer to think I remained in hazy anonmyity to them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)
I shouldn't tell you this
but I actually think Laura Linney's quite hot, so if you look like Jennifer Connolly now and will look like Laura Linney when you're older, I probably fancy you.

The hills are that way, if you'd like to start running
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I bear only a vague resemblance
to Jennifer Connelly. Eyes, face-shape and body-shape (but not height sadly.) And Laura Linney's smile/hair. Technically speaking I should be earning millions as a Hollywood actress, except my agent Dr Frankenstein has trouble making bookings
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Jennifer Connolly's eyes and body-shape are pretty damn fine though
In the words of Liz Sherman, you should be running
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I don't know who I look like.
You lot come up with someone.

Edit: I'm the one on the right
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)
I'm trying to recall your doctor octopus pic
I have a vague feeling you look a bit like meg ryan in it.

I may be way off though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Chesney Hawkes

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Sadly, this is probably the closet suggestion so far.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)
Labour candidate Margaret Curran
(I've found a hilariously similar photo on your facebook, can I link it?)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)
Jesus fucking christ, NO!
Gaz me which one, so I can remove it immediately
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Ray Stubbs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Meat Loaf

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Baldrick

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Giant Haystacks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)
the wrestler
or literally, some giant stacks of hay?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)
I'm hoping for the second one.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)
Kerry Katona

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)
shall I wait 24 hours for the non-existant comeback?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)
I'm still working on it!
I got distracted by thinking of one for Al
Which reminds me, I need to gaz him that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I meant another one for saying you look like Kerry Katona
Hmmmmm, this crack's a bit moreish.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)
I actually think you look a little like christina applegate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:54, Reply)
I can see where you are coming from with that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)
I think you have a Cate Blanchett look about you
EDIT: or like Cat Blanchett! icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/20/funny-pictures-cat-blanchett/
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)
Ahaha!
This is my favourite.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Tanya Allen
staytunedca.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/tanya.jpg

Only you are a bit younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)
If I don't get my hair cut for a few months
I apparently look like Paul Merton and some bloke from Keane.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)
could be better
could be Ian Hislop
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)
I don't look like anyone else,
but I have a brother who looks like Giant Haystacks (while he was alive).

Anyway, did you pass the audition? We wanna know.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Mind the piss

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Sadly I don't know yet
I'm expecting a letter in the next week or so. I'll be annoyed if not, it went really well. Had to do three pirouettes, two on camera, and landed them all thank fuck. Thank you for asking :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)
a good looking effeminate shirter like you
is bound to get on. Anne Robinson only likes rough looking builders so you'll get grief rather than flirting but to be honest she's old enough to be your gran.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)
and please save up some insults for her

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)
Oh, I will
I'm looking forward to getting into a slanging match with someone famous instead of, y'know, Al.

Everyone keeps telling me that I should get on cos I'm "just what they're looking for", but I think the above sums up what it is about me that'll get me on the programme quite nicely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)
the key question
apart from ability to insult Anne Robinson is obviously are you good at trivia?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Yes, luckily
I originally applied cos it drives me mental watching people get easy questions wrong on the TV. I'm going to try and win it, definitely. I'm painfully competitive and a terrible loser, so my piece to camera if I don't win should be good TV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)
we will expect tears
or possibly a wobbling chin and a brave voice 'I'd just like to say. You're all bastards'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)
"Who do I think will win?
I don't care but I'm going to hunt them down and show them just what a dancin' man can do."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)
If I make the final 3 and am tactically voted off
I'm going to say "I hope the winner gets horribly mauled by a lion and their reconstructive surgery costs the same as their winnings"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)
Do you reckon they'd edit you?
or only if you threatened to release the lion
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)
he's not
that freakish looking
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I wasn't suggesting he ran a freak-show
just a circus.

Or alternatively lion could be an uncomfortable euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)
"I hope the winner gets horribly mauled by a lion"
"and by lion I mean my dick"

"and by hope I mean they will"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)
"And by winner
I mean Anne Robinson's eye sockets."
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This had me in stitches
until the last post. Now I feel a bit sick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)
My work is done

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Pleeeeeease don't throw a hissy fit.
It will haunt you for the rest of your life. And be on every compilation show in the whole world, for ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)
That's a very good point
They won't broadcast someone wishing painful disfigurment on another human before 6pm on BBC1 anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)
Make sure you ask her to say "Precious!"
Just like she did in Lord of the Rings. You could ask her to do that before you do a pirouette.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)
nice
this definitely needs to be used
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)
^this
*applauds*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Ian Huntley

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)
A while back when everyone on facebook
swapped their profile pic for someone they're meant to look like, I was geniunely stumped. I've spent most of the last 10 years being told I look like Jesus but now I don't have long hair I don't know who my famous doppelganger is.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)
It could still be Jesus
because seeing as he's been dead for about 1950 years, it's unlikely that there are any photographs of him lying around.

It amuses me when people see images of 'Jesus' in their fish suppers or whatever - for all we know he may have looked like Bruce Forsyth.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)
I'm fairly sure he didn't look like a pale skinned
Scotsman with blue eyes but rather a dark haired, dark skinned, brown eyed middle eastern man.

Just a guess like.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Aye, good point!

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Don't be silly
he doesn't look a thing like Jesus.

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)
How the hell do you know what I look like!?

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Erm.. Robert Powell perhaps
Before Holby.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Kirsty Wark

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

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