yo momma's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've never been able to work a boomerang
I think it's impossible.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Getting them to work is OK, catching the fuckers hurts.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I imagine it would be like a giant paper cut as it slides through your hand

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I was recently presented with a boomerang by my Mum
who'd just returned from Australia, so it's authentic and everything. Throwing it is harder than imagined. Getting it to actually come back is easy, but it turns out it doesn't return to your hand like a yo-yo, so you have to run and get it. Bollocks to that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

my bro brought me back one from australia
and no matter how you throw it it goes forward for a bit and then shoots vertically into the air.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

My parents-in-law brought me one back from Oz.
It was rubbish, so I threw it out.
Guess what?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

it isn't impossible
but it is important to have a decent boomerang
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I've tried throwing my dad's authentic one from Aus
but I just can't get the wrist action right (fnar fnar)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

yer, this
boys in my neighborhood threw one at me, thinking it'd return, and instead it hit my face and sliced the inside and outside corner of my eye
oh man, it was awesome, blood alllll over my face
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Kristine wins
Our boomerang-related complaints have nowt on this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

yer I could've lost my eye
it was some cheap plastic shite the dog had been chewing on
I had a black eye
I screamed bloodyfuckenmurder
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

not surprised

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Did they get grounded?
And did you walk past their house laughing and pointing when you were better and they were still inside?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I think they did, I wouldn't talk to them, it was so long ago I hardly remember
but one of them was my bff so I couldn't stay mad forever
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I know bff is meant to mean best friend forever
but for some reason I always read it as boy-fucking-friend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

on /talk they say big fat friend

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)