I suspect that if you want my comeback
you should check in your mother's mouth.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I suspect that you have used that line before
and are pearoasting it into this argument for lack of a witty or original response. Outwitted by a Northerner. Tsk.

That said, I am so nicking that line. Might use it on Anne. That'll make sure it doesn't get broadcast
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

you are right
it's not often that I'm stuck for something to say. I couldn't even think of something shit to respond with that was on topic.

I have been present when it was used by a mate. not used it on here as far as I know. feel free to take it. it's a beauty.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I shall credit you upon each use of it
But if it's OK with you all just refer to you as "a mate", which I know is somewhat presumptuous, but if I have to explain how I know you it makes me look like a colossal geek and knocks the wind out of my trimuphant sails
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

My bird still hasn't told her parents that she met me
ON THE INTERNETZ
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I have in a roundabout way
A lying way.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

My sister's on b3ta so I wouldn't have gotten far lying
Your parents will be ashamed of your loserish standing when it all comes out. It'll be like an episode of Brooky.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Nah
I'll just say "He didn't send me a picture of his cock on Facebook. He gazzed it to me on B3ta. What's the big deal??"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I only told a select few that the bash I went to was with internet people
most of my mates would be understanding, but some people just don't understand that it is perfectly possible to get to know and like someone through just talking in text form.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Eggzackly.
I told my parents I randomly met the B3tans I know randomly on a night out in London and that's FINE. (Even though they could be and probably are crackheads.)
Say you know them off tinternet and oh Jesus you're putting yourself in danger.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

although
surely they would be so relieved that you've stopped your descent into mad-spinsterhood that they wouldn't care where you met him?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I'll wait til they've met him
The fact that he can string a sentence together and doesn;t smell of vinegar will calm all of their prejudices about the internet and the Scottish.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

good plan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

i knowsit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)