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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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yeah surely a good man would give you all that you need
and then give you more
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
My philosophy precisely.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Good
cause I was lost [lolol] for a second
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)
*puts on Dr Hook*
*waggles eyebrows suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Fwoar, Dr Hook

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)


When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin' flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Deedle eedle eedle ewwwww
Deedle eeedle eedle ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Best shag of my life -
We're laying there after. Sweaty and gasping. She said 'I'm fucked', which gaves us the giggles. And laughter is an excellent aphrodisiac ...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Indeed
Like booze and Dr Hook
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)
you make my pants want to get up and dance

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
You make my face wanna grin!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)
you make my knees wanna kneel down say please

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Honey won't you kiss me again
Who can NOT smile and dance and feel frisky at that?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)
no one, that's who
despite my hatred of karaoke, I suggest that if the situation ever arises you and I should sing a duet of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Can I wear the eyepatch?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Deal!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I was sitting all alone
Watching people get it on
With each other
My pants were dancin' cross the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I just BURST OUT LAUGHING

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I'm taking notes, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)
For when I get dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Never happen, sweets. No worries.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)
:)
It will when he discovers I have three kids all in Social Services care
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I'll never tell.
What did you do with the other two?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Thanks
I went out for tapas and they just vanished
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I really don't know what just happened here but I'm a bit creeped out

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
hahaha
the power of the Hook
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Dr Hook sounds like a fucking murderer

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)
or a Bond villain

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)
or an abortionist

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)
you're a delight

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)
He was a crap juggler, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
true

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)
makes me think of jack the ripper

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)
or an Imam

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

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