Good morning all!
I'm starting late after hours fighting with lastminute to get my money back, and I haven't finished yet. Avoid them if possible.

To answer the question, my neighbour comes back from partying around 4am on Sats and Suns and puts the music VERY loud, weaking me up.

I told her off once.

The door of my letterbox dissapear right after that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You should do the following:
Take one paper bag. Find a freshly laid dog turd and place it in the bag.

Place the bag on your neighbour's doorstep. Strike a match and set fire to the bag.

Ring the doorbell.

Run.

The natural reaction to a burning bag on one's doorstep is to stamp on it to extinguish it...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Mine wouldn't be
Mine would be to kick it.
( Peej, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

With a suitably sloppy dog shit
the result would be the same.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I live in a flat
and her dor is next to mine in the same aisle. I was going to suffer the bad smell for ages.

I need something more cunning, like calling the police.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)