I'm starting my drive to scotland tomorrow night
and shall be relaxing in the outer hebrides for the next 2 weeks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're going to get bitten to fuck

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

unlikely
because we're right by the coast, and the howling northerly winds will make a mockery of any insect attempts at flight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I meant by bears

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

that's a given

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Tears of joy more like it
It sounds like a brilliant holiday. And what is all this pish about midgies in April? Ludicrous. I read an article a while back that said the extremely cold temperatures we had will have severely disrupted the little bastards anyhow. So I hope we are in for a spell of reduced midge activity
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I'm thoroughly looking forward to it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Or Neds.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Being a coastal dweller from the far North
makes no difference. What's working in your favour is it is not high summer yet so the rain and gales may teach them midges a lesson..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)