What?
Why?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They just get in the way.
They should only appear when required. Like mechanical pencil leads.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That would be awesome
But once we get into the realms of cock engineering everyone will want a 12" one. And then a) all the women in the world will be walking like John Wayne and b) I won't be special any more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You'll always be speshul.
*Belms*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

That kind of sweet talk won't get you into my pants, young man*







*untrue
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

for protection
you cannot comprehend the feeling of even a slight knock to the bollocks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Tell it Brother, tell it.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

A slight knock?
Is it really that bad?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

a slight knock wouldn't give you loads of pain
but it is basically all over your body
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Oh yes.
Ever had your nipple flicked with a marble propelling intensity? That feels nice in comparison.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I would like that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

*adds to notes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Me too mate, me too ;)

( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I've got a veritable compendium
for you, I do super best price.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Cheers but it's alright
I've got about a dozen more pages of stuff to trawl through before I need to go back to the beginning of my tome I've preliminarily entitled, "Roota's Instructional Book of Filth".
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

'Ere!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm going to wait until it's finished then present it to you
like the This Is Your Life book
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Ah, so I can hand it to the one after you!
Handy. Cheers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Bah
You'll be in Stratheden Hospital by the time I'm done with you
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

But that's in...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

oh yes!

( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Fair enough!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha
See this? I'm going to make you go there!
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:18, Reply)

NO!
It's cold there, and the people have white eylashes.
I'll go to Edinburgh and Fife. That's it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I've been there!
That's the view from the hotel bar isn't it?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Oi!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Haha!
I was thinking the same thing.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Thought you might
Dirty Ticket!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Put it this way
When you see someone get kicked in the bollocks, hard, on TV or in a film, and all the men wince, the vast majority are wincing in projected pain. Very few people know what it's like to be kicked full in the bollocks, but knowing what a slight knock feels like makes us imagine a proper clobbering is the worst thing in the history of the world
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)