Only because they made a song and dance about it on South Park the movie

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And a Ladybird book?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It's good to teach children these important life skills
Sex-Ed would have been a lot more helpful if, instead of just showing us how to roll condoms over bananas (I'm sure they chose huge bananas to make us feel adequate...), the slightly embarrassed male teacher had just locked the door and said,
"Look lads, it's quite simple: use a condom, it'll spare you a world of misery. See this picture - yep, that's what they really look like, just remember the clitoris is there - pay attention, Jenkins, this is important! Boobs are terrific fun but be careful with nipples - try tweaking your own if you need a guide. On a first date, don't ask if she takes it up the arse, and if you do make it as far as the bedroom then err on the side of caution as she won't enjoy being slapped across the face with your turgid cock. Questions?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I found out where mine was from an encyclopaedia

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I haven't found mine yet :(((

( broadsword, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

This is the funniest thing I've read all day

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I found out where hers was from google street view

( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

You really are pushing it, sunshine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

No joke
Volume 3 of the Joy of Knowledge
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Joy-Of-Knowledge-Volume-3_W0QQitemZ140400442862QQcmdZViewItemQQptZNon_Fiction?hash=item20b084bdee
It still falls open on that page. I have all 40 volumes from the 80s, but I'm not interested in West Germany or CAT scans.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Do I dare click this link on my work computer?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

it's only the cover of the encyclopedia
A normal family encyclopaedia from the 80s.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Not nsfw.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Right you are
"Joy of Knowledge", eh? It is certainly a joy to have a book that confirms my penis is where it's supposed to be. (E.g., not stuck between the pages of a book)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

18th November 1991
it was a joy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

The beginning of a long and happy relationship
between Roota and her clitoris?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Aye
And the start of a Terry Waite meme
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I don't get that one.
But then on the 18th of November 1991 I wasn't even aware that my willy was there for making babies, let alone that I'd want to put it in a girl when I got older.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Date of his release

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Ah, that makes more sense
I can see that would have made me laugh quite uproariously if I'd got it in the first place. I shall have to remember to raise a toast to the anniversary of your own "release" this November.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I remember hearing a joke that was current at that time
'The Archbishop of Canterbury looks ill, he's lost Waite'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Haha!#

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

+unless she's Australian
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Officelol

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)