on a one year old?
You're sick Darth Foxtrot, sick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah :-)
Please, call me Foxy

/sexual predator mode
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

there should be a witty reply to this
but kid-shagger is the only thing coming to mind. You and Kelly McGillis both after the one year olds
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Most presumptuous of you to believe that whilst filming Top Gun and hating Tom Cruise
Kelly McGillis was pining for your one-year-old self.

No, hang on, I've got my maths wrong. You weren't born when Top Gun was made. Oh, that's depressing...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Feeling old?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

He doesn't know the first thing about old.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Yes I bloody do
I'm older than my preposterously immature demeanour would have you believe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Hah you think you're old
I remember turning 21!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

So do I
vaguely. I had a cracking night out in Nottingham, then some bastard in green tights nicked all me presents
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I remember my 50th like it was just last year. Oh, it was.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

but he did give them to the poor
so don't complain Mr Sheriff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I'M THE POOR

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

That's what happens
when you do a history degree :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I grew up in Nottingham
We have that Merry Men shit beaten into us from an early age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

now that's niche porn
if ever there was some
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Always the porn with you
Such a perv ;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

let me quote you
'We have that Merry Men shit beaten into us from an early age'
That sounds decidedly bad to me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

It was clearly meant in a non-sexual context
On a truly warped, perverted mind could equate such a statement with pornography

Well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

*takes a bow*
life is good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)