In a tragic attempt to make Roota happy
I shall change the subject away from cricket and flip-flops... to PORN

Wouldn't it be awesome if Gordon Ramsay took to describing porn the way he does his cookery?

"FELLATE"
"INSERT"
"THRUST"
"DONE"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha, cheers!
But I was happy already. There are no toe-posts between my toes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:17, Reply)

You forgot "ROAST"

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:18, Reply)

I thought I'd leave a few out there for others to bring to the table
Although I didn't think of roast. Played, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:20, Reply)

I try not to think of Gordon Ramsey and porn at the same time.
Urgh!
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:21, Reply)

Too late :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:22, Reply)

Pus for lube.
From his horribly acned back.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Sometimes I don't like you.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I can be quite foul.
Sorry. Mind bleach? It's cheap. £50 a bottle. Lasts longer than a fairy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)