I'm really quite happy today.
I get up at six for a seven o'clock start every day, and I've never got anything better to do than look at b3ta and point my index fingers at the mongs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But the debate was last night
At whom do your index fingers point when there are no politicians?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:43, Reply)

You should be using that index finger in a more constructive manner.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

*picks nose*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I find my pinky is better
My nostrils aren't wide enough for deep index finger penetration.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

My nose is so big I can pick my bogeys out with a thumb.
Trufax.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Pulled out any plums?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

They look like it sometimes.
Especially if I've had a serious nosebleed.
Chewy though, and rather reminiscent of raw black pudden.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Northerners - gotta love 'em.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I thought you were dreaming of Nick Clegg
and keeping your fingers crossed.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:55, Reply)