By house husband, you mean able to spend all day on B3ta without being caught?
Butter and honey on the croisant please.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I gave the news to my son.
His reaction? "That's my wank schedule fucked then. How can I sit around wanking like a safari park chimp if you are going to be lolling around like a less than active sloth? Father, you really are an inconsiderate bastard. Can I have some of your money now, before you die?"

I am so proud.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Your not going to die of stress are you.
maybe you could run a regular Home Sweet Home thread. Every one would like that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:53, Reply)

With really strong coffee con letch,
Amaretto biscuits, a brandy on the side and a small cigar.
I'll be able to do so from the back garden, if it is sunny.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)