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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Quintus hominus estScintilla femina est
Quintus vis pono penis in Scintilla ut se placere
(This is probably all horrendously incorrect and I apologise profusely to anyone who has studied Latin more recently and/or thoroughly than I ever bothered to.)
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this was obviously sourcedfrom the Cambridge Latin Course ;) good old Quintus
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46,
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Most worryingly,If I remember correcly, Scintilla was the name of his mother...
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But you have doubts?(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:40,
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sadlyI'm pretty sure Metella was his mother.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:00,
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Caecilius was a fucking homo(literally, ho ho)
and if I ever see that cunt Grumio in the fucking tablino I shall pop a cap in his ass.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:43,
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what did you have against Grumio?apart from him being a grumpy cunt
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:00,
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He caught him casting a cursory glance at the role of his mother.(
Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:03,
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hahaand buggering the slave boy whose name I can't remember
Edit: Monty how was Caecilius a homo?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:07,
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The little lad who swims with the fish? Or am I thinking of Claudius and his carp pond?All those old geezers in bedsheets look the same.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:13,
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46,
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