Wanking at work
Boredom relief or sex offence?

Is it viable for teh laydeez to indulge in such a thing?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:43, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If I had the excuse that "It's just boredom relief,"
I'm fairly sure I'd be a bigger onanist than Johnathon Woss and would have effectively circumsised myself with the constant application of friction.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I actually worked at a place who sacked a guy for wanking at work.
People were always popping off to the toilets to read the paper and skive off and a lovely Paul Daniels lookalike twat named Bob Kelly used to look over the tops of the stalls. One day he caught a guy wanking and had him sacked as he wasn't on a break. Made me wonder who the wanker really was.
( Peej, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Oh dear
Shouldn't the twat peeking over the stalls have gotten the sack for invasion of privacy and then a proper kicking for good measure?

There was an incident, when I worked for a large PC manufacturer and they had one shitter disabled toilets on the factory floor that we could use. They could also be opened from the outside with a 2p. Needless to say, some bright spak decided to 'open sesame' when someone was in and lo and behold the guy was squirting some salty handwash into the sink. He left that day and never came back.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

nowt like a DANGER WANK to liven up the day.
It's caused huge problems for me, though.

Sometimes I hate being a primary school teacher.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

It's always interesting to see how many of them
go home and tell their mothers about "What Mr Boyce was doing with his willy in the corner of the sandpit," and go on to respond to their mother's outrage with,
"But Daddy does the same thing when he stands by the window watching Mrs Grover..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THE TRIBUNAL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I'm not sure
I would at work, but I have been known to on long flights, during lecture coffee breaks etc. I could probably get away with a crafty workwank but I can't say I have any particular desire to test this theory...
(berk, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 19:00, Reply)