I actually worked at a place who sacked a guy for wanking at work.
People were always popping off to the toilets to read the paper and skive off and a lovely Paul Daniels lookalike twat named Bob Kelly used to look over the tops of the stalls. One day he caught a guy wanking and had him sacked as he wasn't on a break. Made me wonder who the wanker really was.
( Peej, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh dear
Shouldn't the twat peeking over the stalls have gotten the sack for invasion of privacy and then a proper kicking for good measure?

There was an incident, when I worked for a large PC manufacturer and they had one shitter disabled toilets on the factory floor that we could use. They could also be opened from the outside with a 2p. Needless to say, some bright spak decided to 'open sesame' when someone was in and lo and behold the guy was squirting some salty handwash into the sink. He left that day and never came back.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)