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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Does he drive a DeLorean?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Ford Mustang last time I was over there, the midlife-crisis cock-end.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)
That is quite poor.
I imagined that he would import an MGB and drive that around.

Have a word with him will you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)
How funny.
When he moved to the UK that was the first car he had.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:28, Reply)
I'm in your brains.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:29, Reply)

brains poop chute

sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:30, Reply)
My father in law to be has a beautiful MGC
He has two daughters so I'm tapping him up to leave it to me!


Like so: www.mgownersclub.co.uk/images/1967-mgc-roadster.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Can't he just leave you both daughters?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Yeah
Flog the rougher of the two to an Arab once you've 'finished with her', then buy a car with the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:33, Reply)
Sounds like a plan, but I thought in teh Arab world
it is women for babies boys for fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:37, Reply)
And goats for ecstacy*, I believe.
* Not a bartering system.
(Cave Duck, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:55, Reply)
As long as it's a classic "Bullet era" Mustang

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Yeah, but driven round at less than 70mph. It just aint right.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:30, Reply)
70 was probably it's top speed, old cars are fairly rubbish
but very beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Its not the speed that's important,
Its the rubbish handling. No brakes, crap steering, terrible road noise. It takes bottle just to get it to 70.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:35, Reply)
Exactly and always make sure not to mix radial and crossply tyres

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:35, Reply)
Isn't that like remembering not to cross the streams?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Oh they've not been 'playing firemen' in the urinals again, have they?
FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:39, Reply)
That's how you get cock AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:40, Reply)
I think it is. Fucking old anyway.
I know precisely zero about cars, and care about them slightly less than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)

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