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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm entering a writing competition
1000 words, but it has to be titled after a famous novel and bear some relation to it, however tenuous.

Suggestions please?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:30, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Naked Lunch
Sandwiches in the buff, in the office.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:37, Reply)
Like it
Hadn't thought of that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Finnegan's Wake
Richard Madeley's wife dies, the after-ceremony drinks are broadcast on daytime TV.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Great Expectations
Nothing actually happens, over the course of 400 pages.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:47, Reply)
The Raw Shark Texts.
Sushi, from a Hammerhead, consumed in pictorial form.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 19:52, Reply)
Fatal Attraction
a doomed love between a man with a Prince Albert and a magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:03, Reply)
It's not a novel though.
Shame, it's a funny one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:18, Reply)
oops
I was thinking of the Rules of Attraction. Thanks for pointing out
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Crime and Punishment:
the Tories new manifesto
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)
A Tale of Two Cities,
then make loads of references to tits and claim dyslexia.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:27, Reply)
That's a good one
because you could make it about football teams, such as Brechin City and Bristol City (just to keep the tits theme going).
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)
The tale of squirrel nutkin?
More of a short story but I reckon it has potential...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:28, Reply)
Catch 22
Catch 222 - the next level?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 20:50, Reply)

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