Your nickname will undoubtedly be Beaky (with or without the twat or cunt appended will depend on your popularity at the time).

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well, they don't know me as Mr Crow
Although they might spot that I do look a litle bit like a crow. Or worse: they might be /OT lurkers and have read all of this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I thought about that.
You have previously mentioned your corvine looks so I assumed beaky nose.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

It's the long and very dark hair
combined with, as you say, a large and slightly beaky nose.

That, and the fact that a friend once looked at me in profile and said,
"I've just realised you remind me of a crow."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Now I imagine you as a rather pale skinned amerindian.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Nothing that exciting, I'm afraid
The most exotic appearance I can claim is that I look a bit Mediterranean when I've got a tan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Terrorist!


(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Funnily enough
Going on holiday with my family not long after the Twin Towers were destroyed, we were very surprised when our car was called over for a random spot search at Dover. Normally the customs lot don't tend to pick on cars which obviously contain a family, however we did speculate that my father, with his swarthy complexion and formidable moustache (see Kitty's thread above), might have looked 'a bit Arabic' to them...

PS That image made me giggle like a loon in my office.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)