I always wear my Himmler costume to weddings
You can be certain no-one else will have come in the same outfit, for one thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:46, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unless prince Harry's invited too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Quite likely, the circles I move in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

What would the protocol be?
Would you have to change, perhaps into your spare Goebels outfit.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I fear so.
Or perhaps my rather natty Russian campaign tank suit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)

You know what?
I believe you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)

I have a moderate collection of weaponry
but very little in the way of uniforms.

*note to self - buy uniforms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Or Helga from Allo Allo!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Surely one of your nice baby blue Goerring uniforms would be more appropriate?
Pastel is so flattering for your colouring.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I heard the Cohen wedding was a riot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Laugh?
We needed a shower after that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You're a weirdo

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Nazi Regalia
One of my favourite word couplings.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

One of my favourite web searches, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:13, Reply)

After "horse porn."

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)

and 'Albert Fish'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)

He was a nasty bit of work.
Do you have all his metalwork in place?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)

It's Albert Fish
that is the originator of the 'wanking whilst crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer': his son found him doing that very thing one day.

What a wizard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I never realised the man successfully procreated

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:57, Reply)

The irony being that Himmler always felt more comfortable in a wedding dress
especially when exterminating Jews and dabbling with the occult.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Monty in his finery

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

HAWT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Mein Gott!
I can't believe you got hold of that old photo of me - that's years ago!

I'm really embarrassed - loook at those terrible glasses!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

That's a bit harsh
he's an abhorrent monster and a symbol of the depths to which humanity can sink.

Himmler was a bit nasty as well.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)