There's a lass
in my office who drinks dandelion tea. Swears it's good for cleansing and other hippy bollocks and then moans loud and long about how it makes her piss like she's got a hose in her nethers. Well stop drinking the fucking disgusting stuff then!
(berk, Fri 7 May 2010, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If she's pissing more than she's drinking
I'd worry
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)

She does look
like she's been slowly oven dried over a period of say, three weeks, but she always has a cup of herbal something or other on the go, so I doubt there's much to worry about. Plus dandelion leaves are quite a strong diuretic. It's the fact that she constantly spouts hippy nonsense and then tells all and sundry at volume about her wee that annoys me.
(berk, Fri 7 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'm now imagining a hippy woman pissing with a horses cock....
didn't get much sleep last night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)