I don't want it tidied!
I ask her not to do it! I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself when it gets too bad. She never listens though, and then I can never find anything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Enough of that, I'm applying for a job
how am I meant to answer "proven experience working with modernisation techniques" when I have no idea what that means.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Fuck knows.
I'm shite at application forms. What's the new job?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Analyst in Islington,
its pretty similar to my current job but about £9000 more. It'll be worth the extra hour to get into work a day.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

What's an analyst,
And where's Islington?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

It's someone who likes bottoms
And Islington's on the first row of the Monopoly board. I think it's light blue.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I prefer this explanation.
So I'm going to ignore that one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I also like bottoms

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

write some nice management speak
I've worked with the implementation of new data analysis techniques (even if you haven't) to the very highest standards, as it is essential to keep abreast of the newest developments for optimisation of work. Insert your own job there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Hahaha,
abreast.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

An analyst reads data and puts it in nice graphs and explains what it means to people who make decisions.
I like to think of myself like a mentat in the Dune books.

Islington is in north central london, just east of Camden.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Damn you and your sensible answer

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)