"Ulimate Force - The Movie"
It could be about a fat old bloke who is inexplicably a member of the SAS and single handedly defeats Johnny Foreigner with lots of explosions and shit.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think the Americans have already kind of cornered the market on that one.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)

But I want to see Ross Kemp stop 9/11 pt.2

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'd like to see him save the day in a curiously A-Team / Ross Kemp hybrid style
Using the remains of his airline meal and plastic cutlery, combining them with his headphones and shiny bald head to make a gherkin-cheese-plastic explosive and nobly sacrifice his life for his country by blowing a fucking big hole in the plane, dropping the passengers out over a conveniently placed lake and fighting hand-to-hand with a hundred beardy terrorists while the plane crashes into an industrial estate where dynamite and fireworks are manufactured.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Pitch it to Hollywood
this time next year you could be a meewl-yown-naire (assuming you're not already).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)