We get them here all the time for a Malcolm Badger
Malclom Badger is a fake person we use on cold callers. When someone phones up asking for Malcolm Badger 9 times out of 10 they will claim to have spoken to him earlier that week and Malcolm himself asked for them to call back. We usually say he's on holiday. Some of them are getting irate now as Mr Badger has been on holiday for 3 years now.
( Peej, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Say he's off sick with tuberculosis

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Just suggested that around the office
no-one's up for it except me. Boring fuckers
( Peej, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:28, Reply)

say he's got 'cock AIDS'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 May 2010, 16:36, Reply)