I wouldn't be quite so mortally offended by this shameless and selfish attempt to make money from my entirely philanthropic public service
Were it not for the possessive apostrophe and capitalised 'C' you've so flagrantly omitted from my name.

Looks like the kind of mistake a DEVIOUS RETIRED OLD BUMDER might make...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ALERT!
What mistake? I see no mistake.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 17:33, Reply)

BUMDER ALERT!
RETIRED DEVIOUS OLD BUMDER ALERT! REPEAT, BUMDE-...hang on, I know what you're trying to do! Put that microphone away!
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 May 2010, 17:34, Reply)

It only LOOKS like a microphone.
*applies lube.*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 17:37, Reply)

OH.
OH DEAR.

Not just a DEVIOUS RETIRED OLD BUMDER, but a NINJA DEVIOUS RETIRED OLD BUMDER WITH A RECTAL PROBE.

BUMDER ALERT! BUMDER ALERT! WE BELIEVE THERE TO BE A RETIRED DEVIOUS OLD NINJA BUMDER ARMED WITH A RECTAL PROBE STALKING THE AREA. HE IS HERE, HE IS QUEER, AND HE WANTS TO GET RIGHT UP YOUR BUM. TAKE ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON ARSEHOLES.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Gotcha!
That came out quite nicely. First part of plan accomplished.
Shit, confounded now. Damn technology.

Ah well. It's the thought that counts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 20:19, Reply)