Then tax us all to cover making 10 more
But don't actually make them. Leak out misinformation that they're out there on patrols, and prompt the media to bitch and moan about how much they cost.

Then give everyone tax rebates equal to the money you taxed from us. Thus you have the illusion of having a shit-ton of nuke subs, but you save money by not making them AND you give the populace a nice boost of morale with the rebate, which they then use to boost the economy.

Note: This is probably hideously flawed, but certainly said with a healthy chunk of my tongue in my cheek.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well yeah
I am dubious about this gigantic figure
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)

You can't just lie to the world.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

not with that attitude

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Everyone does
Every day, everywhere.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)

^This

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)