Well...
if knowingly giving someone HIV (a very small virus) is an offence, and setting your dog on them is also a crime, then giving someone crabs, which are of intermediate size, should also be punishable under law.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh yes, I completely agree, it's a crime
Just wondering under what category (GBH, ABH etc)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)

ma-lice aforethought.
Sorry.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Malice?
Who the fuck is malice?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I meant to say malice aforeskin.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Ah, I get it
Sorry. My abysmal attempt at song-based humour now seems totally irrelevant.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

but what was that whooshing sound I heard?
Is there a song/group called Malice?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Living next door to Alice

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Kerlunk.
Time for my nap.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

the size is irrelevent. It's the intent to harm.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 13 May 2010, 13:02, Reply)