I think if I found it
I wouldn't notice what I had and would benevolently talk about it in the pub. An evil man, possibly wearing a black trenchcoat, hat and leather gloves, would overhear me and then trick me into telling him where it was (it's a physical thing right?). He would then try to have me killed but I would escape without realising it. If I'd seen the Spy Who Knew Too Little, it would probably be like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's what this thread needs - more paranoia

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you!
*dons foil hat*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 14 May 2010, 12:31, Reply)

They are? - I knew it.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 14 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)