Have I told OT the 3 things I'll never do?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Let me guess
Give to charity, exercise restraint and sleep with Sexface again?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:31, Reply)

FFS I'M NOT THE ONLY B3TAN-FUCKER
No, they're:

Smack, crack, and anal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:32, Reply)

No, there are many b3tan-fuckers
I am not one of them, but I don't judge them any less.

Apart from those who sleep with SF ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:35, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

My 3 would be
Drugs (broadly encompassing anything illegal)
Cigarettes
Men
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Think anal sex was on the list vaugely

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Well remembered.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:33, Reply)

It's on most people's lists
If they're close-minded.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I'm not closed-minded
I don't find it sexually appealing in the slightest.

I can understand male anal, they have a "sweet spot" as it were. I just don't like the thought of anything going UP my arse.
Especially not the itchy end of a marrow
/preempting Crow
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Fairy muff
And I doubt anyone other than Crow likes marrows up there, itchy or otherwise.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

The massive bumder

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:39, Reply)