It works better with the original line, which is "your open mouth gapes like..."
YES I JUST PLAGARISED CATULLUS. SUCK IT UP.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*Sucks it up*
Ewww.
*screws up face*
*face resembles micturating mule-on-heat's vagina*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:30, Reply)

This, kids, is what a BA in Classics entails:
www.vroma.org/~hwalker/VRomaCatullus/097x.html

Fuck yeah.

te mentior; vultus habes qualem cornix
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Now this is the sort of poetry I could enjoy...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:38, Reply)

The poem in my exam, I kid you not, can be summarised by:
"Look mate. I know you're fucking someone. You're tarted up and we can fucking hear your bed shaking all night. She's blatantly an ugly one if you're not telling us about her, so spill the beans and I'll take the piss by writing poems about you two and giving them to everyone"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:40, Reply)

And to think people say stuff in Latin to look profound...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I don't think I've ever written anything profound in latin.
My favourite profound thing in Latin is a mosaic, so says a lot while saying nothing.

Trying to decide if I want it as a tattoo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I think you should
a tattoo of a mosaic would look cool
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:58, Reply)

It's a brilliant image
The way I see it is "We're going to die, let's get drunk and be happy"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 May 2010, 11:59, Reply)

got a pic of it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 May 2010, 12:01, Reply)