What if you are half way through a piss and think
"I need a dump now." This could be awkward.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Buttock clenching time
Just enough to dry off before hitting the can.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Once I've started a wee, I can't stop it to change venues.
You must have excellant muscle control.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)

No, I just know better
than to shit in the bathtub.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I'm not condoning shitting in the bath tub.
Rather the contrary I think.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Good to know you don't practice it.
Fucking hell, I haven't contributed this much to O/T in forever
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

And a very useful contribution it was too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

No shit

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Not as awkward as if the thought doesn't occur
before the deed is done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Spontaneous shitting?
Remind me not to share a bus seat with you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

It's more likely to happen
the other way round. If you're having a dump, it's almost impossible to hold in a piss. But not necessarily vice versa.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I hardly think a reminder will be necessary

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Don't be like that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

It's not exactly likely, is it?
Next time you're in Norwich, don't get on a no. 28 or 29 and you should be fine. I tend to shun the buses here anyway because they're unbelievably fucking crap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I like licking the windows.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)