A question of etiquette. In two parts.
I had a piss in the shower this morning.

a) Is this acceptable practice?

b) Should I have waited until the shower was free before using it in such a way?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:08, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not for women no and yes you should have waited.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:09, Reply)

Sexist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Racist.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:23, Reply)

facist

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Akabusist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:38, Reply)

touche

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Turtle?

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Ifyouinsist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:15, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch%C3%A9_Turtle_and_Dum_Dum
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Brilliant. He'd fit into the duelling thread as well.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Lets put him there then : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

It's OK
if you're a bloke with decent aim, because you can pee right into the plughole, and thus avoid that heady aroma of steamed piss, for the most part.

If you're just sticking your cock round the shower curtain when your other half's in washing herself, that's probably gone beyond the bounds of acceptability. Unless she's into that sort of thing, of course.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:18, Reply)

You are Chuck Berry and I claim My Ding-a-Ling.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:26, Reply)

I taught my nine year old nephew that song.
I think that it's my duty as an auntie.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

I remember when it was released, it took a while for the media to realise it was rude.
It took me even longer,.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

You utter bastard.
I'm on youtube now listening to the likes of Maggie Reilly and Aselin Debison, now I'm going to have to listen to that song.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:30, Reply)

As long as nobody was in there with you.
And you live alone, and don't mind bathing in your own piss. And you're not planning on taking a bath without cleaning the tub out first.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Yep, that is pretty much every one of my fetishes right there
That's some Jedi shit you just pulled
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:31, Reply)

I have a Jedi-shit fetish too.
We should meet up and have epic fights with our brown light-sabres.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Sounds good
But I have to find the droids I'm looking for first
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

If you shite me down I shall become more poowerful than you could possibly imagine.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:42, Reply)

I thought that was a typo
and then I got it. Points, sir. So many points.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:59, Reply)

With your nefarious arse-banditry
I should imagine it's 'rhoids you should be more worried about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Hey, I might be a girl,
but c'mon.....it's normal right?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

You MIGHT be a girl?
Surely that's something you should know for sure either way?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I just checked under my nightie
and there's no protruding bits downs below.

actually, there's not a lot of protruding bits above, either but I'll definitely say female
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Hmm
Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you don't have any protruding bits!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

They got a bit small lately.
I'm hoping they'll grow back soon.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Eh?
You have variable flaps? Like a Boeing?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Upper ones.
lower ones are about the same as always. I just touched them too, to check.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oh sorry
I see what you mean now. I was talking about the downstairs area.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Protruding bits aren't everything
unless you're a bloke. In which case they are. Very much so. Because we're unbelievably shallow creatures. Apologies if I'm ruining the magic for anyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

So, basically, you mean you've got a small willy.
?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Of course he does
He's a bloke on the internet. They all have small willies.

Oh, wait - I'm a bloke on the internet too. Damn!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

There's really fuck all I can say to that
On the aforementioned grounds of shallowness I can't tell you I've got a small willy. And if I tell you I've got a big willy you'll acc being a lying arse with a small willy.

It's huge though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:02, Reply)

If you've a fetish for bath cleaning
I have a filthy tub just waiting for you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

And remember
Pissing in the shower, you might get off with. But don't extend the concept any further and take a shit. It'll most likely block the plughole, unless you've got a serious dose of the runs.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Oh fuck it.
couldn't resist
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:35, Reply)

What if you are half way through a piss and think
"I need a dump now." This could be awkward.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Buttock clenching time
Just enough to dry off before hitting the can.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Once I've started a wee, I can't stop it to change venues.
You must have excellant muscle control.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)

No, I just know better
than to shit in the bathtub.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I'm not condoning shitting in the bath tub.
Rather the contrary I think.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Good to know you don't practice it.
Fucking hell, I haven't contributed this much to O/T in forever
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

And a very useful contribution it was too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

No shit

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Not as awkward as if the thought doesn't occur
before the deed is done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Spontaneous shitting?
Remind me not to share a bus seat with you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

It's more likely to happen
the other way round. If you're having a dump, it's almost impossible to hold in a piss. But not necessarily vice versa.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I hardly think a reminder will be necessary

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Don't be like that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

It's not exactly likely, is it?
Next time you're in Norwich, don't get on a no. 28 or 29 and you should be fine. I tend to shun the buses here anyway because they're unbelievably fucking crap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I like licking the windows.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I always piss before getting in the shower
Once I was taking a sexy shower with my wife, she started pissing. I said "Oi why are you pissing in the shower" She said "There's nothing wrong with pissing in the shower" I thought about it and agreed there's not really anything wrong with it. "OI!" I shouted "Why are you pissing in the shower with me standing right next to you?!" The shower wasn't sexy for long.
( Peej, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)

There is
nothing wrong with having a cheeky wee in the shower, conditional to the fact that, and this is really the crucial bit here, that you're on your own. Nobody is in the bathroom with you, and definitely nobody is in the shower with you. Unless you're both in to that kind of thing, and you've discussed and consented beforehand.

It is not ok to piss in the bath.
(berk, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

It is not ok to piss in the bath.
Unless it is at a party in someone elses gaff and the queue is absolutely YOWGE!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 May 2010, 11:34, Reply)