I just checked under my nightie
and there's no protruding bits downs below.

actually, there's not a lot of protruding bits above, either but I'll definitely say female
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmm
Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you don't have any protruding bits!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

They got a bit small lately.
I'm hoping they'll grow back soon.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Eh?
You have variable flaps? Like a Boeing?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Upper ones.
lower ones are about the same as always. I just touched them too, to check.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oh sorry
I see what you mean now. I was talking about the downstairs area.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Protruding bits aren't everything
unless you're a bloke. In which case they are. Very much so. Because we're unbelievably shallow creatures. Apologies if I'm ruining the magic for anyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, Reply)

So, basically, you mean you've got a small willy.
?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Of course he does
He's a bloke on the internet. They all have small willies.

Oh, wait - I'm a bloke on the internet too. Damn!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:57, Reply)

There's really fuck all I can say to that
On the aforementioned grounds of shallowness I can't tell you I've got a small willy. And if I tell you I've got a big willy you'll acc being a lying arse with a small willy.

It's huge though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:02, Reply)