I tried to start it up again at uni
But the 2nd and 3rd years there were utter Rah-Rah cunts and it put me off. When asked if the assembled Freshers had fenced before, I put my hand up. They asked which weapons, and I replied "I've fenced foil and epee in the inter-school leagues, and sabre for GB". They didn't believe me, until I showed them my name with "GBR" written on the back of my kit.

I stuck it out for two sessions, but they were obnoxious cunts who kept putting all the other Freshers down, and ridiculing the fat folk. They seemed to spend more time bitching than fighting, and they were shit when they did fight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that sounds exactly like the one at my uni
however my only experience was smiting heathens with a claymore....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Have you been 'LARPing' again?

*cringes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I was joking
but my heritage is more suited to the bludegeoning and chopping weapons, rather than the more delicate.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

God same here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I also do
*gulps, shudders* LARP so am fairly experienced with swinging vague simulacra of medieval weaponry.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I really fucking hope you come to InFest now
I'm going to give you a DAMN GOOD MOCKING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Not going, can't afford to after having my car broken into
And I enjoy LARP, whilst simultaneously knowing that it is exceptionally embarrassing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I think I could only do it while really drunk
which would involve being drunk while buying the stuff, getting dressed up and taking part.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

There's a lot of drinking at events.
Mmmm... mead ...alcoholic ginger beer...*drools*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)

They have booze in pubs, you know.
It's entirely possible to get pissed without pretending to be Thringorr, mighty warrior of Tharrrrgh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I do that in the pub

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Bugger
Sorry to hear that. I shall stop haranguing you as you clearly have a bloody good excuse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Yeah, it royally sucks
:(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Bunch o' savages in your town
If you somehow find immense wealth, I'll buy you a pint in Bradford to console you. And then another to get over the whole "being in Bradford" thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Do you not ever stop suddenly and think
'what the fuck am I doing? How old am I?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I go to a couple of events a year, run by good friends
And I take pride and pleasure that, by LARPing standards, I am both incredibly fit, stunningly good-looking, and socially supreme.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)

A man among geeks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

More 'A geek amongst autisms'
Which could make for an interesting documentary.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I LARPed when I was 19
and then lost enthusiasm for it. But I can confirm Lab's claims without knowing what he looks like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Someone from here LARPs too.
I think it's wossname-related incident.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)