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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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We're going to have a duel, you and I.
Twenty paces, at dawn. What is your weapon of choice?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:00, 267 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Dildo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:03, Reply)
12" black rubber or double-ended pink glowstick squire?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:05, Reply)
Anal bead linked silicone 12 inchers, like sexy nunchucks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:09, Reply)
A pike, forty paces long
I don't like a fair fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)
So you're basically going to hit me in the side with the middle of an unwieldy stick?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:06, Reply)
No, twenty paces each.
Expect a prod up the fundament.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:07, Reply)
Your superior mathematics are no match for my cunning wit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:09, Reply)
I think at forty paces, The pike would just be able to stab your ankle.
Let's make up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)
Never!
*slaps face with suede glove*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)
*kicks in nuts with iron toe cap*
Have it your way villain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:27, Reply)
Balloons and Blunderbusses

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:04, Reply)
A 1761 Toledo rapier.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:05, Reply)
I'm dun for.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:07, Reply)
Indeed you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)
Fat hamsters
And a catapult. Pow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:05, Reply)
I will use my sexuality as a weapon.


I'm done for aren't I
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:08, Reply)
Nah you're gonna win easy
He'll have no chance.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 May 2010, 9:10, Reply)
I haven't used it in a while.
It may be a bit rusty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:11, Reply)
all that pent up tension will be like using the force on him

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)
I'll probably go nucleur on his ass.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:17, Reply)
Kinky.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:18, Reply)
It might burn a little.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)
Have you SEEN me?!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:12, Reply)
Yes.
/hides binoculars.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 May 2010, 9:14, Reply)
the Big Fucking Gun
from Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:16, Reply)
You'd best make sure you get me with the first shot.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)
in a duel that's true of any weapon though

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)
Your cunning wit is no match for my inferior mathematics.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:25, Reply)

your attempts to befuddle me will never...wait....what?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)
Takes too long to wind
up for a shot. I'd have gone for the Plasma Rifle.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:20, Reply)
I'm a great believer in the Quake Super Nailgun

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I think my best bet would be to do what Amanda Peet does in The Whole 9 Yards
and turn up naked. After he drops his gun I'll kill him with ease.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I wholeheartedly endorse this idea

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)
This would actually work.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)

drops his gun
has to shut his eyes
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:35, Reply)
you'd love to see me naked

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:39, Reply)
Chompy is B3ta's own Gok Wan

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Ahem
Has Chompy been asked by a Weakest Link researcher whether his profession is "Gok Wan impersonator"? I think not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)
No, it's 'Damien Hirst Impersonator'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)
Incredibly predictable response inbound...
So his job is to go around hacking up livestock?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)
No,
his job is to go round impersonating Damien Hirst. Do keep up, there's a dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:25, Reply)
"There's a dear"?
Bumder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Not before lunch

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)
20 paces?
H&K USP Match
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post727968
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I reckon I could
what would you have?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Probably a fuck-off-big bulletproof robot warrior of some description.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)
No fair :(
I choose Iron Man as my new weapon.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
I cite my crippling astigmatism and will ask my second to fight for me
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Metroplex
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)
He sounds like a shopping centre.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)
I was hoping he'd transform into "terrifying massive fuck-off robot" mode for the duel

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:30, Reply)
but if he transforms into a shopping centre
you can both go inside and have a coffee while you work out your differences.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)
And then we could go SHOPPING
which kicks the arse off a duel anyway

This is exactly why people think I'm gay, isn't it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:33, Reply)
That and the hugely obvious gayness, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)
It's not my fault I'm pretty
This is the brilliant thing about the internet, I can't even type the above with a straight face, but you can't see me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)
a frickin' laser

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:21, Reply)
I was going to say that.
Did you know it's exactly 50 years this week since the laser was invented?

K2k6's fact for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Which makes it all the more surprising
that they haven't worked out a way to affix them to sharks' heads yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)
This is an appropriate place for this,
one my my very favourite comedy sketches of all time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2VcM5sDyg0
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)
the question is, have you ever said "soupy twist"
instead of cheers when toasting?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Actually no, but I have thought it.
I've every episode of 'A Bit of...' including the pilots at home, and have watched them more times than is healthy. Did you know that the most commonly-used BBC canned laughter track is taken from that series?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:26, Reply)
it's not worth the bother
I've never met anyone who appreciated it

excellent stuff. I haven't seen it in ages, and I did not know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)
I wish they'd put them on again,
It would show how inferior new comedy is :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:31, Reply)
There are not words to adequately decribe
just how much I love that show.


"Yes, I've smoked pot: only once. But it was strange really, because I got arrested and sent to prison and my parents were shunned by the local community and my father lost his job and my mother became an alcoholic and my sister and I were put into care - and now I'm homeless. All from smoking pot. It's funny, isnt it?"
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:34, Reply)
I've got the script book from several series.
I like to read it once a year at least.

I must check out if DVDs are available.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I didn't know there was one
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Easy
Vera

and if that's not allowed, I'll take Sparda
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I prefer Gustav
www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/161974.html
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:28, Reply)
I think you may struggle to use that effectively at the distance involved
unless you are planning to slowly lower the barrel and hit him with it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:29, Reply)
I've just done a tea fountain.
It stings my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)
I just said I preferred it.
I'm not using it in my duel. I've already answered that question, you haemmorhoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:37, Reply)
shut it foetus

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I wish your mum had done that 28 (or however the fuck old you are) years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:40, Reply)
He wishes he was 28

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)
He wishes his IQ was 28

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)
I am 28

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)
WOW!!! YOUR WISH HAS COME TRUE!!!111!!!1

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)
This whole sub-thread is 28.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)
it's 28 kinds of stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Fuck, really?
So, you're engaged, but the same age as me, and have some overlapping musical tastes.

I can't remember the last time I felt so suicidal, yet so ragingly engorged too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)
I don't know what to make of this
(I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl!)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I mean that *sniff* you're so much more successful than I
And it makes me sad. The engorged bit is because my own failure turns me on.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)
to make matters worse
I'm also a massive stoner, so am very unmotivated
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Was it the last time you were in a room with TGB?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I only ever feel rage when near TGB
And 'rage' is not what I name my penis/balls/prostate.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)
it's what I call mine from now on
"The Rage"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Damn, now I can't do that!
The Missus has already said I can't name our firstborn, regardless of gender, "Rage". She's also forbidden me from having a throne.

I'm having a damn throne
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Is that wise?
If there's one part of your body you don't want to start shouting "fuck you I won't do what you tell me"...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)
a valid point
I shall give it some consideration
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Your mum's 28

(stone)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)
yes dear

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I saw a documentary about that.
Completely mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)
There's a whole episode of Young Indiana Jones about it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Your sig breaks my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)
I quite like it

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Jokes!!1

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:48, Reply)
I changed it when I saw the group.
"MILTON KEYNES IS FULL OF ROUNDABOUTS! LOL JK!!! I MEAN SNAKES."
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)
I hate facebook fan pages. Just putting it out there.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Not even this one?
www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=122941711069097
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)
that is great
we'll be starting to see idiot flags on cars soon
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I read it, found it vaguely amusing
but still wouldn't join.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)
I love the irony of the fact that if you type in 'duplicate groups'
it brings up over 200 results for "I hate duplicate groups"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I hate Facebook.

*puts it out there*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I hate your mother
even so....

*puts it in there*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)
I like it. It's useful for contacting people and shit
and looking at pretty boys :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)
My daughter joins all manner of the fuckers.
I thought I might disown her, but I was overwhelmed by paternal spirit and decided to lock her in the basement instead. No signal down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Tough love, right here ^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Sometimes, Monty, it's the only way.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)
*sighs* I have so much to learn...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)
My youngest sister is 20 and still types messages on facebook in text speak.
I want to kill her but I love her too much.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I must warn you, it's a slippery road to Fritzldom

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I like (I mean am mildly amused by, not FB like)
"I like your make up, lol jk, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)
hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)
also
"I'd carry you to the moon and back, LOL JK, you're fat and I'd die"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Frankly, you can keep Vera
if I'm allowed to retain the services of Saffron. Give me an hour with her and I won't even offer any resistance in the duel
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Monty already said a rapier
But I'll go for one too, as I used to fence for GB donchaknow.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:41, Reply)
I used to dry stone wall for Yorkshire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Haha very good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Fence?
As in reselling stolen goods, or erection (fnar) of wooden dividing structures?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Neither, as neither would befit a conversation about dueling ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Did you really?
Did you ever have to deal with "the Colin Hunt of heavy metal" Bruce Dickinson?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I saw him at Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
He was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Sadly not
I'd have loved to though, but I think he fences foil, whereas I fenced sabre.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:46, Reply)
I'd have shot the cunt.

EDIT I am massively impressed by the way - not that you care about my opinion, but that's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)
it is pretty cool
I always intended to have a go at fencing at uni, but all the people in the club seemed to be wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)
All the more reason to stab a pointy stick in them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)
what a brilliant show that was.
That and Top Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)
TOUCHE AWAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I tried to start it up again at uni
But the 2nd and 3rd years there were utter Rah-Rah cunts and it put me off. When asked if the assembled Freshers had fenced before, I put my hand up. They asked which weapons, and I replied "I've fenced foil and epee in the inter-school leagues, and sabre for GB". They didn't believe me, until I showed them my name with "GBR" written on the back of my kit.

I stuck it out for two sessions, but they were obnoxious cunts who kept putting all the other Freshers down, and ridiculing the fat folk. They seemed to spend more time bitching than fighting, and they were shit when they did fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)
that sounds exactly like the one at my uni
however my only experience was smiting heathens with a claymore....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Have you been 'LARPing' again?

*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I was joking
but my heritage is more suited to the bludegeoning and chopping weapons, rather than the more delicate.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)
God same here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I also do
*gulps, shudders* LARP so am fairly experienced with swinging vague simulacra of medieval weaponry.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I really fucking hope you come to InFest now
I'm going to give you a DAMN GOOD MOCKING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Not going, can't afford to after having my car broken into
And I enjoy LARP, whilst simultaneously knowing that it is exceptionally embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:02, Reply)
I think I could only do it while really drunk
which would involve being drunk while buying the stuff, getting dressed up and taking part.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)
There's a lot of drinking at events.
Mmmm... mead ...alcoholic ginger beer...*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)
They have booze in pubs, you know.
It's entirely possible to get pissed without pretending to be Thringorr, mighty warrior of Tharrrrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I do that in the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)
Bugger
Sorry to hear that. I shall stop haranguing you as you clearly have a bloody good excuse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Yeah, it royally sucks
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Bunch o' savages in your town
If you somehow find immense wealth, I'll buy you a pint in Bradford to console you. And then another to get over the whole "being in Bradford" thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Do you not ever stop suddenly and think
'what the fuck am I doing? How old am I?'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)
I go to a couple of events a year, run by good friends
And I take pride and pleasure that, by LARPing standards, I am both incredibly fit, stunningly good-looking, and socially supreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)
A man among geeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)
More 'A geek amongst autisms'
Which could make for an interesting documentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)
I LARPed when I was 19
and then lost enthusiasm for it. But I can confirm Lab's claims without knowing what he looks like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Someone from here LARPs too.
I think it's wossname-related incident.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)
That's kind of you!
I only did it in my teens, but did go abroad to fence for a few summers. Had to stop to concentrate on my A levels (not that that helped), and because it was getting too expensive. If you broke a blade, it would cost £40-£50 to replace it (for a decent, lightweight blade).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)
Do you used to be a rapierest for team GB?
lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)
HAPPY CANDLE

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Happy b3taday Mr Gonz!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Crossbow. They look like fun.
I'd be no good at weaponry though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Crossbows are quite fun

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I'd go all Battle Royale on everyone's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)
BANZAI !!!!!!!11

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Ew
I'm not into scat, thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Crossbows are one of the most entertaining forms of armament
'morning, Lampers. How'd it go yesterday?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:03, Reply)
arghahahhahahaghgh.
I hope I passed, is all I'm thinking. It was pretty damn dreadful.

But today I am seeing an old friend and going to an art exhibition with birds and guitars and then I'm going out dancing. Should be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Nothing you can do about it now, anyway, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)
I may email Ismene and cry through the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Quite.
After years of panicking myself ragged I eventually reached the attitude of, "sod it, I've done as much work as I think can be reasonably expected, and if that's not good enough for them then they can fuck off and hang the consequences. ROOOARRR!"

Erm...basically my point is, you've tried your best, now the best thing to do is forget about it and clear your head. Any more of the buggers this week?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Nope, none til the 1st.
I am doing glorious nothing until Monday. Then probably doing glorious nothing until the 31st.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)
a few weeks back my mrs sat her structural engineering chartership exam
it was 7 hours long, the pass rate is about 40% because it's so hard. She doesn't find out the result till August.

Just trying to help put things in perspective ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)
7 hours?!
That's torturous! Hope she passes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)
I suspect she will
from what she has said I think she did pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)
cor blimey
I'm resigning myself to the fact I'm not going to do well. Before I got ill I'd never got less than 60% in an exam, and mostly for ones that counted I'd do well. It's odd to come here and know I can get less than half marks yet still pass...

Wish your mrs best of luck with passing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:21, Reply)
uni marking is a bit weird compared to the stuff that goes before
I usually managed to get just under 40 for one module, but did well enough in the others that they'd bump the marks up to a pass.

I will do. I just hope that when she passes that her company has recovered enough to be able to give her the whopping great payrise she deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:26, Reply)
"tragedy strikes as woman shoots self in face with own crossbow at duel"

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:04, Reply)
That probably is what will happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)
I'm now imagining a Tom and Jerry-style moment
akin to one of the characters looking down the barrel of the gun that inexplicably failed to fire and having it explode in their face, except obviously substituting Lampito and a large, ornate crossbow...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Crossbows are bad-ass.
The two things I've read where they feature (Battle Royale and another book that's kind of a spoiler), they've been pretty horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Slow to load, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Depends on the crossbow
But slower than, say, a bow. Or a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Yeah, and unless you get it through the eye or into the brain they don't kill quickly
The other book describes how the guy stockpiles bolts and shoots all the people while they're trapped, and they slowly bleed to death, apart from the lucky few who are hit in something major...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:20, Reply)
Sugar beet
we used to play sugar beet conkers when I was a kid
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Yeah good luck in your duel with your sugar beet.
Let's hope Noel's not got, say, a sword, or a pistol, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I love you too Monty

(Halfy By light alone, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post728064
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Lightsaber
If they would just fucking hurry up and invent one! Come on scientists! Invent something fun for once!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:50, Reply)
You can get them in most toy shops.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:58, Reply)
They're a rip off
You can't cut people's hands off with them without putting in a lot of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I use a band saw for that.. Much more practical.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
But less portable

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Oh my goodness !
I'm not going to duel with you, we're in the 21st century now, we can setting this argument amicably. There is no need for anyone to get phsyicly hurt, there is enough emotional hurt as it is. One of us might end up dead and the other in jail, and I'll be honest with you, I don't like eaither option. I'm just not going to do it, it goes against my principals completely.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Gonz as Ghandi?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, Reply)
I couldn't deal with all the hunger protests or the political bits.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I want to change my awnser to "A trident missal system".
If I'm going, I'm taking everyone with me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)
POTD
so far. The bar has been set, people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I can just see the BBC news report now, live from Parliament Square
"...and, as a crowd of almost two people gathers around his encampment, the freedom fighter known as Gonz grits his teeth as he enters the third - is that right? - sorry, the fourth hour of his hunger strike. He remains resolute in his stance and has no intention of...ah, no, sorry, I've just been told he's spotted a new Subway opening across the road and...yes, he's immediately ordered the 12" 'Sub of the Day.' More on this story later when our reporters have found out what is in today's 'Sub of the Day.'"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)
Dog poo on a stick
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Elephant poo on a stick.
*wins more*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)
*bagpipes chicken guts*

*retires undefeated*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:59, Reply)
Trebuchet
If you'd just be so kind as to sit in this little swingy bit while I hold up this counterweight...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Have you seen one in action?
Awesome machines.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)
The display at Warwick Castle is a sight to behold.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Oh yes!
And that's just down the road from me. Saw it lob a big fireball last month.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Took kiddo, her mate and my mate for her birthday in February.
The fireball was awesome. As Monty says, the whole place was just brilliant. The falconry display was great, the rooms and displays interesting and well-presented, character actors were superb and we all really enjoyed ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)
Warwick Castle is fucking great.

I am something of a castles fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Same here
There's Warwick down the road, and Kenilworth not far either (ruins though).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:18, Reply)
I am big fan of Chepstow castle.


NB this is not a euphemism for some repulsive sexual practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
you may not think it is repulsive....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Can't say I have
I've just always thought that if I could set up a large net next to my office window and install a trebuchet outside my house, my journey into work would be far more pleasant than a crowded District Line every morning.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)
One of my brother's friends
is a rather fucked up aristocrat. He spent one summer building a trebuchet which he set up on the lawn of his parents' country pile, where he used it to fire old pianos across the grounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:10, Reply)
So a bit like the siege of Minas Tirith
but with more pianos and less Orcs. Presumably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)
I want to be rich enough to do this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)
What a waste of a piano :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Several pianos, I understand.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I'd just feel sorry for the groundsman who has to clear up yet another piano
It's got to be one of the more unusual requests.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:17, Reply)
* twitches*
I miss my piano.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)
I should learn to play mine really

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Do do do
It's so wonderfully relaxing.

I've not played in about 8 months. It's actually quite sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:28, Reply)
'come on and do the con-gaaaa'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)
it's my gf's really
but is just sat in the kitchen. I don't really know how to start. I don't remember how I went about learning guitar....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Start by listening to Little Richard & Jerry Lee Lewis repeatedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)
that sounds sensible
I'm only interested in that sort of piano playing

that reminds me, I need to re-upload those squirrel tracks. 2nd one has some great honky-tonky piano on the end
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)
UR JOOLS HOLLAND AICMFP
EDIT I really do want to hear it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
we're quite proud of it
it's got everything you could want

rock
metal (with glorious pinched harmonics)
ambient house
one of the best guitar solos I've ever played.
honky-tonk piano
thunder

everything
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Give the Jim Jones Revue a go, then.
You will fucking love it. JJ is a personal hero of mine from the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I would like to know
how he orchestrated this.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I'm trying to work out if I should beat you with a frying pan or if that was just an accidental pun.
Accidental? Pianos? Maybe? No.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:23, Reply)
A little off key.
-but on the scale of things here ...
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Calm down, no need to lose your tempo.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, Reply)
The appeal of these jokes has rapidly diminished.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Well that fell flat.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You're sharp today

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I know, one cup of coffee and I'm all keyed up

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Hoping that one gets a chordial reception

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I could come up with some great ones if you'd give me a minim.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Don't fret, it will.
Just don't string him along.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Give it a rest.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)
if you keep this up you'll become a quavering wreck

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Ok, we'll talk about something else to bridge the gap.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Piano jokes aren't my forte, I'm afraid.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
*coughs*


*points down*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)
We've already had that one
Try to key-p up, old boy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Bah. Now it looks like I'm pedalling second hand jokes.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Yes, it's tanto-mount to plagiarism

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)
I apologise. I'm an upright, if not grand, sort of a chap, normally.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
(I'd award you treble points for the subtlety of that one,
though it does leave me struggling for what to bass my next pun on)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I take my capo off to you, sir.
I apologise, that was a minor disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Nice one
I'm struggling to breve after that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)
If I were a man
I'd have a semibreve

*winces* Oh that was bad.

Duly noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Yeah that was ten(or)uous.
No symphony from me for that one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I'll think of alto-native ones

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
If you like I can Jota few down for you...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)
It's just the way I conduct myself.
www.sadtrombone.com/
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You have a clef lip'n'palate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)
You're going to have to stave off an attack after how horrible that pun was

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Sorry - puns just aren't my forte.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)
You really are on a (barca)roll(e) today, aren't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Gigue-us Christ, that was convoluted

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Yeah, they're starting to depart from the realms of common senza...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I'm going to punch you in the harpsicord.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Not if I kick you in the seguidilla first

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)
You coda thought of a better reply than that, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)
No(te)

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)
this is getting bad
I'm going to have to fire you out of a canon
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Well, it might alleviate
the Te Deum
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:50, Reply)
These puns are magna opera

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

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