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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Calm down, no need to lose your tempo.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
The appeal of these jokes has rapidly diminished.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Well that fell flat.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
You're sharp today

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I know, one cup of coffee and I'm all keyed up

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Hoping that one gets a chordial reception

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I could come up with some great ones if you'd give me a minim.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Don't fret, it will.
Just don't string him along.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Give it a rest.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)
if you keep this up you'll become a quavering wreck

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Ok, we'll talk about something else to bridge the gap.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Piano jokes aren't my forte, I'm afraid.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
*coughs*


*points down*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)
We've already had that one
Try to key-p up, old boy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Bah. Now it looks like I'm pedalling second hand jokes.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Yes, it's tanto-mount to plagiarism

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)
I apologise. I'm an upright, if not grand, sort of a chap, normally.

(Cave Duck, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:27, Reply)
(I'd award you treble points for the subtlety of that one,
though it does leave me struggling for what to bass my next pun on)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I take my capo off to you, sir.
I apologise, that was a minor disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Nice one
I'm struggling to breve after that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)
If I were a man
I'd have a semibreve

*winces* Oh that was bad.

Duly noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Yeah that was ten(or)uous.
No symphony from me for that one.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I'll think of alto-native ones

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:42, Reply)
If you like I can Jota few down for you...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

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