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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've already offered it to youIf you take me up on it I will genuinely allow you to tear my bollocks off with a laminated Carr's table biscuit
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:12,
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Form an orderly queue behind the Ritz crackers.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:14,
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Ritz are too small and crumblyThat's why I went for the sturdier Carr's water biscuit
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:23,
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I prefer a scalpel, but it's your choice(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:16,
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