that would be awesome
if it was toothpaste
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think the world, at large, would be at peace if this were so

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I would love it if it tasted of whatever he had drunk
I'd have him on pineapple smoothies every day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Or bacon butties?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

If it worked the other way too
I'd make my lady drink orange and banana smoothies.

Vipros would probably forcefeed his good lady Fois Gras and Bollinger.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:40, Reply)

too fucking right
not bollinger though. 42 below or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I was struggling to think of posh drink

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I appreciate the sentiment
I'm not posh though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

No, you're like me
Only Southern, Stoner and Surfer.
And engaged too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, Reply)

this is all true
my mate took some photos when we went surfing last weekend. I'm standing on the beach in my wetsuit in one looking like I'm having a spack attack of some kind...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Might be an urban myth
But I thought pineapple made it taste sweeter?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Not according to my girlfriend
We tried it and it made no difference.

We may need to repeat the experiment more often though, to get a statistically significant result. All in the name of science, you understand.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I was going to say, a sample of '2' would get laughed out of all the good journals

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

and yet it is used in all makeup adverts

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:50, Reply)

and eating asparagus makes your piss smell bad
So you could eat loads or pineapple and aspargus. As the first load goes on your good lady will well up at your lovely gesture. Then as you rinse it off she'll laugh at the subtlety of your cunning comedic ruse.
( djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I've heard that too but it doesn't seem to make a difference I don't think
I did notice a difference when he quit smoking though, so that was pleasant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:45, Reply)

A lady's only tasted mine once, so don't have a lot to go on.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

start storing your samples
and then get a lady to do a blind taste test
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I have a lady, who doesn't wish to, and I respect that
But I might now throw some samples at blind people.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:56, Reply)

it's an odd thing
I've never been with a lady who hasn't been keen to gobble it down, not that I mind either way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:06, Reply)