I'm not engaged
Although lots of people (usually women) seem to think that I should be, and they keep asking about when they can buy a new hat.

If we do get married, I'm tempted not to invite anyone who's been going on about it. There's quite a few who seem to think they'd get invited but I'd never have thought of asking them. So they can GTF.

Oh, and congrats, Aberracion!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thank you!
I'd like to follow your advice, but then, I couldn't invite my mother. I'm very worried about that, as she loves being the queen of the party and having all the attention focussed to her.

I hated everytime she said I should be getting married because it was her time to be the mother of the wife. Or everytime she insists I should have a baby because it's her time to be a grandmother.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I'm not engaged either
but the missus insists that the drunken proposal text I sent her before we met still counts.
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

It does.
You so meant it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I could barely stand at the time!

( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Dude
Seriously.
You want to marry me. It's understandable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

*sigh*
*looks for engagement rings*
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

You know the one ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

She's a scouse bird
A brass curtain ring with a bit of broken bottle glued onto it would do, surely?

*runs and hides*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

*finds and thumps*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

OK, OK, stop!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)